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Wiggs

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2013, 04:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:19:50 PM
No, it is not enough to merely "accept" Jesus to get to Heaven, after you have lived a life of crime.
Those are merely words to "comfort" the sheeple.

You will see when you perish.

Just don't say i didn't warn you.






lol...Ok bud. Enjoy hell.
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2013, 04:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM

This is what Bible believers can look forward to.
and the questions one must ask is---who built it? Who was the architect? And why doesn't it change with the times? And how do buildings that are built with obvious heavier than air materials sit on clouds, and float? Who is the mayor? Free cable? Has cable been invented yet? Who builds more buildings for the newer souls? Why do I want to walk on clouds? Where is "Cloud 9"?

There are so many questions to ask.
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Kwon_2

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2013, 04:27:05 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on February 20, 2013, 04:23:23 PM
lol...Ok bud. Enjoy hell.

Well, i'm not religious, but that's at least what Jesus told me, he has the scoop and should know right?

If anyone should know, it would be Jesus eh?
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Wiggs

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2013, 04:33:37 PM »
Quote from: galeniko on February 20, 2013, 04:29:37 PM
i read the bible.it says to not judge anyone.

last time i checked, wiggs, you werent god.



I'm not judging. I'm telling them what will happen if they don't do what you know they're supposed to be doing. Judging would be me saying, Galileo, you're a fucking queer for fucking trannies. That's judging.
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2013, 04:38:20 PM »
I am just conveying the facts told from Jesus, who should know better than anyone what counts or not.

Clearly i was doubtful at first when he told me he was called Jesus, but then i checked his door, and it said Jesus Garcia Lopez.

He was living right amongst us and we didn't know it!
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2013, 04:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM

This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Good times were had.
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2013, 04:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Parker on February 20, 2013, 04:26:15 PM
and the questions one must ask is---who built it? Who was the architect? And why doesn't it change with the times? And how do buildings that are built with obvious heavier than air materials sit on clouds, and float? Who is the mayor? Free cable? Has cable been invented yet? Who builds more buildings for the newer souls? Why do I want to walk on clouds? Where is "Cloud 9"?

There are so many questions to ask.

Brother Parker, you aren't exempt either. I'm afraid eternal damnation of your soul is also at stake. Jokes won't make it any easier.
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Kwon_2

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2013, 04:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM

This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Good times were had
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2013, 04:44:20 PM »
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Kwon_2

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2013, 04:45:49 PM »
At least Hell is consistent



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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2013, 05:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 04:19:50 PM
No, it is not enough to merely "accept" Jesus to get to Heaven, after you have lived a life of crime.
Those are merely words to "comfort" the sheeple.

You will see when you perish.

Just don't say i didn't warn you.





There is only one judge but ,... ugh yeah that is the point. If you truly repent and change you ways, then yes.
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2013, 05:09:31 PM »
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Kwon_2

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2013, 05:09:59 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 20, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
There is only one judge but ,... ugh yeah that is the point. If you truly repent and change you ways, then yes.

Jesus lives close here to the neighbourhood and he told me otherwise, if someone should now it would be him yes?

At least he wrote the god damned book so he should know best.
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2013, 05:38:17 PM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on February 20, 2013, 05:09:59 PM
Jesus lives close here to the neighbourhood and he told me otherwise, if someone should now it would be him yes?

At least he wrote the god damned book so he should know best.

He didn't write the book. His dad and homies did a group effort.
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2013, 05:44:44 PM »
Quote from: Stark on February 20, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
So lets see, a free place of eternal peace!

What are the walls for?


lol. so true
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2013, 05:45:26 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 20, 2013, 05:38:17 PM
He didn't write the book. His dad and homies did a group effort.

Alright, i did doublecheck though (didn't believe him at first when he introduced himself as Jesus, so i checked his door) and it said Jesus Garcia Lopez, so i assumed he was legit.

Clearly he wasn't the sole writer then. But since he was a co-writer together with his dad and homies, he should know what he's speaking of yes?
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2013, 05:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM

This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

Looks like one of those god awful places Donald Trump puts his name to
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2013, 05:55:17 PM »


Looks  looks like SHIT.  Hope this helps
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #68 on: February 20, 2013, 05:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Nails on February 20, 2013, 09:46:43 AM
Any Pics of the Virgins

That's Islam  8)

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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #69 on: February 20, 2013, 06:14:05 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM

This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

So in the afterlife, what do they serve for breakfast, lunch, dinner each day?

Is Sunday a rest day?

What do you do with all the time 'above' in eternity?

How can you exist if you do not have nutrients to do so?
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #70 on: February 20, 2013, 06:23:46 PM »
Quote from: E-Kul on February 20, 2013, 05:55:17 PM


Looks  looks like SHIT.  Hope this helps

I'd rather that than this
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #71 on: February 20, 2013, 06:26:41 PM »
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2013, 07:38:49 PM »
This is just a mortal man's depiction of what they perceive Heaven as being. I know alot of you are trolling but I just wanted to throw that out there...
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Re: Picture of heaven/afterlife
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2013, 07:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on February 20, 2013, 09:23:04 AM

This is what Bible believers can look forward to.

where are the white women at?
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