No Gareth Bale is. 
Bale is a true modern footballer, real athlete
Height, speed, strength, power, and has skill to spare, good in the air as well as both feet
In the mold of Kaka, Cristiano, Ibra
Then there's Messi, Xavi, iniesta, midget inbred runts with amazing abilities. Not a Barca fan, but gotta admire those fucks