Security Update 02/22/2013

[True Amateur]

Heavy triples on the bench followed by 2 Big Mac meals and 4 McDonald's Apple Pies. Stopped at a quilting shop and asked if I could quickly use the bathroom. I proceeded to sit on the toilet and "blow up the bathroom", and conveniently forgot to flush the toilet. Now it's time for a quick nap before I head into the job once again.

[Rotten Mortimer]

You sound like a vagina-boy.

[Wiggs]

What kind of progress are you making with all these triples?

[True Amateur]

What kind of progress are you making with all these triples?

Oh I just love the powerlifting. There's a group of five or six of us that pray together before the workout then it's hardcore powerlifting. We really load up the bar, the chalk flying, the grunting and yelling. Then we finish up with another prayer session and my pal Manny reads from the Bible. Then we pile into the van and head to McDonald's. I've got my eye on a Guatamalen babe that works there.

[arce1988]

 

[Chadwick The Beta]

Oh I just love the powerlifting. There's a group of five or six of us that pray together before the workout then it's hardcore powerlifting. We really load up the bar, the chalk flying, the grunting and yelling. Then we finish up with another prayer session and my pal Manny reads from the Bible. Then we pile into the van and head to McDonald's. I've got my eye on a Guatamalen babe that works there.

Since "Lupe" probably had to clean the bathroom after you "blew it up" she's going to continue to pretend not to speak English when you walk in.

[B_B_C]

Heavy triples on the bench followed by 2 Big Mac meals and 4 McDonald's Apple Pies. Stopped at a quilting shop and asked if I could quickly use the bathroom. I proceeded to sit on the toilet and "blow up the bathroom", and conveniently forgot to flush the toilet. Now it's time for a quick nap before I head into the job once again.

we already knew you were full of shit

[James28]

Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.

[Obvious Gimmick]

where are you located Sec? maybe we can hit the gym together. bust out some heavy 3x3's?

[dj181]

Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.

agreed

S1 is good peoples

[ChristopherA]

Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.

Amen brother. I suffer from hardcore insomnia. But ever since Security1 came to the board I sleep like a baby knowing he's out there.

[James28]

Amen brother. I suffer from hardcore insomnia. But ever since Security1 came to the board I sleep like a baby knowing he's out there.

Same here brother. I don't even flinch when I hear alarms go off any more. Coming here holds no more fear for me. Dare I say that I even got my confidence back with someone like Security1 around, ready to take care of business.

[dj181]

Amen brother. I suffer from hardcore insomnia. But ever since Security1 came to the board I sleep like a baby knowing he's out there.

 

[True Amateur]

Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.

Thanks pal. I appreciate the recognition. It can be a thankless job, building security. But remember one thing: There is no building that I was guarding that has had a terrorist attack.  I think that's something I can be proud of.