Author Topic: Cop "finds" 100 bags of heroin hidden in dude's anus (Read 2260 times)

HTexan · « **on:** February 23, 2013, 09:59:49 AM »

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/driver-hid-100-bags-heroin-anus-article-1.1271010

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Bloods gang member caught in New Jersey with 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus

A New Jersey gang-banger pulled over for a traffic stop on Thursday was caught with 100 tiny bags of heroin hidden in his anus, police said.

Rasoul Speight, 32, and a passenger, Gary Sylak, 25, were pulled over for on the Palisades Parkway in Alpine, in Bergen County, for unclear plates and obstructed view, Palisades Interstate Parkway police said.

The cops caught a whiff of marijuana and searched the car, but found nothing.

Speight and Sylak, though, both had outstanding traffic warrants and were arrested, police said in a statement.

At the station house, cops found 100 bags of heroin — or about $1,000 to $2,000 worth — concealed in [Speight's] anus and undetectable at the scene," the report said.

An officer at the Palisades Interstate Parkway department refused to comment on how police found the hidden drugs.

Sylak was also found with a heroin-tainted syringe and spoon hidden in the liner of his coat.

Cops said the pair were travelling to upstate New York. Speight is a member of the Bloods street gang, cops said.

Both were hit with several drug-related charges, including possession and possession with intent to distribute, and taken to Bergen County Jail, cops said.

5 bucks says the cop was playing hide the cock.

CARTEL · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:03:38 AM »

Weak.

I bet tbombz could fit at least 150 in his anus.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:12:12 AM »

Cop used his cock ACLU-style to probe the suspect.

mass243 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:15:07 AM »

Small bags.

Or one hell of an anus

Gosling31977 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:16:43 AM »

Should have farted and made for a quick getaway while everyone gets high from the dust vapors .

Rami · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:20:35 AM »

maybe they spotted him because he was walking around slightly bent forward all the time while looking like he was straining

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2013, 10:47:48 AM »

One hell of an anus!

Still, cannot rival The Master of Deep-Tissue Massage, our very own Tbomber Taylor!

NYSTATEOFMIND · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:00:52 AM »

Fitting 100 bags of smack in his ass..im sure this honest fellow has has his fair share of ~~jail house shower rapes~~ jail time

gracie bjj · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:31:45 AM »

ive had more in my ass at one time back in the day, alittle grease goes along way

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:35:38 AM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on February 23, 2013, 11:31:45 AM

ive had more in my ass at one time back in the day, alittle grease goes along way

Ron, Tbombz hacked gracie's account.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:37:35 AM »

Quote from: NYSTATEOFMIND on February 23, 2013, 11:00:52 AM

Fitting 100 bags of smack in his ass..im sure this honest fellow has has his fair share of ~~jail house shower rapes~~ jail time

Question is, who the hell would want to rape such an odd looking creature though!

You'd pretty much be better off shaggin' a goat or a cow

gracie bjj · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:39:09 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on February 23, 2013, 11:35:38 AM

Ron, Tbombz hacked gracie's account.

lol

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2013, 11:55:05 AM »

100 tiny bags HAH!! I have a 6-pack of Pepsi, two corncobs, a flashlight and a large avocado in mine right now.

el numero uno · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2013, 12:23:29 PM »

HTexan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:24:54 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on February 23, 2013, 10:03:38 AM

Weak.

I bet tbombz could fit at least 150 in his anus.

HTexan · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 23, 2013, 11:55:05 AM

100 tiny bags HAH!! I have a 6-pack of Pepsi, two corncobs, a flashlight and a large avocado in mine right now.

man's version of a purse?

tu_holmes · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:31:30 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on February 23, 2013, 11:55:05 AM

100 tiny bags HAH!! I have a 6-pack of Pepsi, two corncobs, a flashlight and a large avocado in mine right now.

You seem ready for the zombie apocalypse.

HTexan · « **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:36:08 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on February 23, 2013, 01:31:30 PM

You seem ready for the zombie apocalypse.

that wouldn't last him a day.
so youre saying to ask tbombz for help stretching the anus for a week worth of supplies?

tu_holmes · « **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:37:28 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 23, 2013, 01:36:08 PM

that wouldn't last him a day.
so youre saying to ask tbombz for help stretching the anus for a week worth of supplies?

Tbombz does not like to stretch anyone's anus but his own.

I expect Tbombz can fit most of a K-Mart in his by now.

HTexan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:39:12 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on February 23, 2013, 01:37:28 PM

Tbombz does not like to stretch anyone's anus but his own.

I expect Tbombz can fit most of a K-Mart in his by now.

When the zombie apocalypse hits, we need to move in with tbombz. (no homo)

tu_holmes · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:40:33 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 23, 2013, 01:39:12 PM

When the zombie apocalypse hits, we need to move in with tbombz. (no homo)

He'd just try to hide us in his anus too... $:-\$

HTexan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:45:22 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on February 23, 2013, 01:40:33 PM

He'd just try to hide us in his anus too... $:-\$

so you're saying we have to fuck tbombz or die of hunger in the zombie apocalypse?
Fuck that i need to start stocking food is my garage.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:52:48 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 23, 2013, 01:29:50 PM

man's version of a purse?

Just some snacks and a flashlight. Why?

tu_holmes · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2013, 01:53:46 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on February 23, 2013, 01:45:22 PM

so you're saying we have to fuck tbombz or die of hunger in the zombie apocalypse?
Fuck that i need to start stocking food is my garage.

Fortunately I have a buddy who's one of those survivalists... I have been pitching in money to his cause so I think I will be ok... I'm stashed and we have provisions stocked up.

arce1988 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2013, 06:44:23 PM »