Actual countries:
Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan
Pretend country:
Kyrzakhstan
Now, kerry is a pompous gungrabbing ass-hat douchebag in the greatest sense, and I'd rather have sarah palin running the country than him...
But in terms of incredible mistakes on the monumental level, I dunno that this one shows much.
So I'll give this a 4/10 for 'gotcha' effectiveness.