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Roger Bacon

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Grasshopper - Protein?
« on: February 26, 2013, 07:31:34 PM »
I was watching Doomsday Preppers, and they claimed a Grasshopper has 14g protein?

That can't be true?  Poor quality/incomplete protein?

???


Should we be eating grasshoppers?
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 10:02:31 PM »
John the Baptist did well eating honey and locusts
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 10:06:45 PM »
a grasshopper doesn't even weigh 14 grams
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Dr.J

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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 10:11:34 PM »
Maybe they qhere the giant grasshoppers?
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 10:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on February 26, 2013, 10:06:45 PM
a grasshopper doesn't even weigh 14 grams

haha.... good point.....


I'm feel like an idiot and TV lies...  :-[
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2013, 10:14:14 PM »
 :o
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2013, 10:17:24 PM »
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Dr.J

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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 11:14:13 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on February 26, 2013, 10:17:24 PM
:o :o :o :o

I'm not eating that fucker

Looks like that fucker could eat you!
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 11:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Dr.J on February 26, 2013, 11:14:13 PM
Looks like that fucker could eat you!

haha... Right now he's posting on his grasshopper forum asking about the quality of human protein!!!  :o
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2013, 12:26:44 AM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on February 26, 2013, 10:06:45 PM
a grasshopper doesn't even weigh 14 grams
discusting, I will stick to chicken breast thank you :P
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2013, 03:49:15 AM »
insects of peace
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2013, 03:53:32 AM »
If you look at that big hopper as a mini lobster, it kinda starts to look appetizing.
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2013, 03:54:33 AM »
Quote from: ajwharton on February 27, 2013, 03:53:32 AM
If you look at that big hopper as a mini lobster, it kinda starts to look appetizing.


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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2013, 03:56:58 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on February 26, 2013, 07:31:34 PM
I was watching Doomsday Preppers, and they claimed a Grasshopper has 14g protein?

That can't be true?  Poor quality/incomplete protein?

???


Should we be eating grasshoppers?

Visit Thailand, you can buy any roasted bugs on Bangkok streets + caned 1.But Thai pussy taste much better  ;D.
I think they roast them in Manila too !.
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2013, 05:11:49 AM »
I ain't no biologist, so this post might be 700% off... but maybe it's just a lot of collagen and/or other useless protein from the carapace (do they even have a real one?). Could probably figure this out within seconds, but
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2013, 08:13:17 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on February 26, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
:o

FUCK, if I saw that I'd be running screaming like a little bitch
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2013, 08:17:14 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on February 26, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
:o

I would more than likely run from this thing.
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Re: Grasshopper - Protein?
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2013, 09:33:01 AM »
Quote from: Dr.J on February 26, 2013, 10:14:14 PM
:o

hate to get that thing in the face when i'm cruising on my motorbike. :o
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