Ron,
I respectfully request access to the moderators board. I'm aware that you don't have any openings for moderators at the moment. Seeing as though I've been here for so long, I feel it's time that I begin to associate with a higher (more powerful) class of getbigger. I certainly don't want to cause you vexation, if you find that you can fulfill my request I assure you I'll keep it hush-hush. As you know, I'm forever grateful to the godfather of getbig.
Yours faithfully,
P.I.P
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