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I love to watch the new people in the gym
« on: March 01, 2013, 09:18:29 AM »
Its hilarious,

For example....

The water bottle guy or girl:
These guys or girls usually carry a small water bottle and a hand towel, the hit the gym floor and look intimidated as fuck, most of the time they just wander around and take small sips from the water bottle before leaving the free weight area to do 10 min on the stepper. ;D

The I have no sports cloth guy:
They usually wear some old shorts (not gym shorts) and some fucked up trainers.

I love it when these guys or girls get so freaked out walking around the free weight area that they jump on the first available machine without having a fucking idea how to use it properly... WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH the weight goes up because somebody forgot to put the pin back in the stack of weights hahaahhaha  ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2013, 09:27:44 AM »
how about program guy walks around and writes everything down as he does it, weight, reps, sets, usually ties up two or three benches to spread out his paperwork, towels, ipods ,water bottles etc.
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2013, 09:28:18 AM »
You workout ???
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2013, 09:34:58 AM »
You workout ???

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2013, 09:39:09 AM »
Stark looks like shit. His real pics were posted when his facebook account was found. He removed it immediately and then months later posted fake pics.

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2013, 09:41:23 AM »

Yes gotta agree. They can be hilarious  ;D


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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2013, 09:43:14 AM »
usually ties up two or three benches to spread out his paperwork

Haha yes, fuck that guy

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2013, 10:01:05 AM »
Its hilarious,

For example....

The water bottle guy or girl:
These guys or girls usually carry a small water bottle and a hand towel, the hit the gym floor and look intimidated as fuck, most of the time they just wander around and take small sips from the water bottle before leaving the free weight area to do 10 min on the stepper. ;D

The I have no sports cloth guy:
They usually wear some old shorts (not gym shorts) and some fucked up trainers.

I love it when these guys or girls get so freaked out walking around the free weight area that they jump on the first available machine without having a fucking idea how to use it properly... WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH the weight goes up because somebody forgot to put the pin back in the stack of weights hahaahhaha  ;D ;D ;D ;D



wait a water bottle is weird now?


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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2013, 10:10:18 AM »
how about program guy walks around and writes everything down as he does it, weight, reps, sets, usually ties up two or three benches to spread out his paperwork, towels, ipods ,water bottles etc.
lol ;D i see more girls do that then anything. I see more guys carry around an workout the ripped out of a mag.
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2013, 10:12:19 AM »
I enjoy watching the free weight area clear out around me while training.   The free weight area I'm in always clears out because others immediately recognize that I'm the alpha; plus, when I begin curling more weight than they just chest pressed for a PR they get upset.   

Oh the poor, poor life of the super beta.   :'( 

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2013, 10:17:53 AM »
i once witnessed IN PERSON at a ballys total fitness in North Hollywood , a white dude proceeded to take out his MAC BOOK from his bag pack put it on the Calf machine seat start up his P90X program with full volume and do his P90x in the weight room  




 

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2013, 10:21:04 AM »
wait a water bottle is weird now?



Course not, its the way its used, they drink or sip from it just so they don't look like they are doing nothing because they are so embarrassed :D

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2013, 10:24:08 AM »
i once witnessed IN PERSON at a ballys total fitness in North Hollywood , a white dude proceeded to take out his MAC BOOK from his bag pack put it on the Calf machine seat start up his P90X program with full volume and do his P90x in the weight room  




 
any crossfitter working out in the equipment area pisses me off. The gold's i go to has 2, and mean 2!!!, special areas for them to "workout" and some of them just HAVE to workout with the people doing real training and blocking the walkways.
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2013, 10:24:59 AM »
Stark looks like shit. His real pics were posted when his facebook account was found. He removed it immediately and then months later posted fake pics.
he was outed? ??? Post the pics!!!!
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2013, 10:26:22 AM »
I vaguely recall the posting of these pics, they seemed suspicious.

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2013, 10:33:17 AM »
wait a water bottle is weird now?


I don't get sizing people up at the gym its like a public washroom or some shit. Half the room sizes up others out of insecurity, and the rest are all eye fucking whatever chick is the most stimulating position.   

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2013, 12:02:57 PM »
how about program guy walks around and writes everything down as he does it, weight, reps, sets, usually ties up two or three benches to spread out his paperwork, towels, ipods ,water bottles etc.

Got one of these at my gym.  We call him "Pen Pal".

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2013, 12:28:07 PM »




 
Legit lol at this picture.

New people always put waaaaay to much weight on and are 1/4 rep masters. Much like 90% of getbig

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2013, 12:51:12 PM »
How about instead of being judgemental, you encourage them and help them along this new venture they are taking.


There was a first time for us too if you remember ;)

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2013, 12:55:10 PM »
I don't get sizing people up at the gym its like a public washroom or some shit. Half the room sizes up others out of insecurity, and the rest are all eye fucking whatever chick is the most stimulating position.   
Some guys want to be notice. They wear string t-tops, and or loud colors. Then the drop weights and grunt like they are getting fucked by a mandingo sized dick. ;D
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2013, 12:58:00 PM »
Its hilarious,

For example....

The water bottle guy or girl:
These guys or girls usually carry a small water bottle and a hand towel, the hit the gym floor and look intimidated as fuck, most of the time they just wander around and take small sips from the water bottle before leaving the free weight area to do 10 min on the stepper. ;D

The I have no sports cloth guy:
They usually wear some old shorts (not gym shorts) and some fucked up trainers.

I love it when these guys or girls get so freaked out walking around the free weight area that they jump on the first available machine without having a fucking idea how to use it properly... WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH the weight goes up because somebody forgot to put the pin back in the stack of weights hahaahhaha  ;D ;D ;D ;D



To be fair, I sometimes wear cargo shorts and old tshirts to the gym. Fuck buying "gym clothes"
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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2013, 01:16:41 PM »
How about instead of being judgemental, you encourage them and help them along this new venture they are taking.


There was a first time for us too if you remember ;)

Contrary to their getbig personas, I bet 75% of beefcakes on this site are good guys who will help most people. But, its still funny to watch  :)

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2013, 01:26:59 PM »
he was outed? ??? Post the pics!!!!

huh?
I posted my picture on getbig before

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Re: I love to watch the new people in the gym
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2013, 01:29:28 PM »
Not everybody flips tires.
Of course not, some will remain small and weak, right fragilespirit?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!