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marty31672

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keys to a happy marriage
« on: March 07, 2013, 01:20:23 PM »
the secret to a happy marriage is to listen to your husband and wife
lying and/or cheating will destroy your physical and/or spiritual reunion in this world and/or in heaven
always stay trusting and truthful to each other and stay honest and talk to each other

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 01:21:10 PM »
And have hard nipples

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 01:27:49 PM »
People fixate on cheating because it's easy to point to but infidelity is the result of an unhappy relationship, not the cause.  The 'union' was a shambles before the cheating began.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 01:29:37 PM »
The key is to be out the house as much as possible.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 01:31:16 PM »
People fixate on cheating because it's easy to point to but infidelity is the result of an unhappy relationship, not the cause.  The 'union' was a shambles before the cheating began.

maybe sometimes but sometimes the relationship is happy but then if one of them is unfaithful it is ruined
there can be no love without loyalty and trust

you are right that sometimes the relationship is lost and they stray but look at adam and eve, even in paradise they had to tried the forbidden fruit of the evil serpent

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 01:33:57 PM »
People fixate on cheating because it's easy to point to but infidelity is the result of an unhappy relationship, not the cause.  The 'union' was a shambles before the cheating began.
some people are happy but are just greedy for fresh pussy

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 01:35:39 PM »
People fixate on cheating because it's easy to point to but infidelity is the result of an unhappy relationship, not the cause.  The 'union' was a shambles before the cheating began.

Few people should be married.  Those who shouldnt be marry aren't honest with themselves about their own nature/character.  They are fed the same cultural narrative about marriage and family we all are.  It's completely understandable that they would desperately want what they perceive to be the ideal.  They will keep trying to fit into that mold their whole lives and experience nothing but misery. They will point the blame at everybody but themselves.
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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 04:50:51 PM »
Drop those keys in a fishbowl with the other couples at the next party you're at. That is true happiness.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 04:58:34 PM »
The key is to be out the house as much as possible.

lol

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 05:26:28 PM »
The key is to be out the house as much as possible.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 05:30:00 PM »
The key is to be out the house as much as possible.

Jokes aside that's pretty much true.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 05:30:12 PM »
Marty, solid advice. You seemed to have learned a valuable lesson.
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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 06:12:41 PM »
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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 06:29:09 PM »
The secret key: watch paperviews with your spouse.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2013, 06:34:07 PM »
the secret to a happy marriage is to listen to your husband and wife
lying and/or cheating will destroy your physical and/or spiritual reunion in this world and/or in heaven
always stay trusting and truthful to each other and stay honest and talk to each other


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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2013, 06:54:13 PM »
the secret is to read the bible first, marriage being a christian institution ...

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2013, 08:10:42 AM »
the secret is to read the bible first, marriage being a christian institution ...
i wonder what the bible says about current laws

if you dont watch it a woman can take half your stuff


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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 08:28:57 AM »
i wonder what the bible says about current laws

if you dont watch it a woman can take half your stuff


people who follow the Bible -or any other religion /belief system etc- live by its rules, first and foremost, then review everything else by these rules to stay right on track.

It's just retarded to want to marry when you ignore 99.999% of what is implied by marriage which is written in the bible. No wonder people fail. It's like accepting , signing a contract not even knowing what is written in it.

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 09:02:04 AM »
people who follow the Bible -or any other religion /belief system etc- live by its rules, first and foremost, then review everything else by these rules to stay right on track.

It's just retarded to want to marry when you ignore 99.999% of what is implied by marriage which is written in the bible. No wonder people fail. It's like accepting , signing a contract not even knowing what is written in it.
when you google the issue of "should christians do an official court marriage"

you find mostly the answer


"hard to tell but according to the book of romans you must submit to local legislation so yes"


i find that a very poor answer

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2013, 09:12:42 AM »
  demi suing ashton for top dollars

She was one of the top grossing movie stars of the 90s....

and now she's coming after the kid for his $?   That's just cold!

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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2013, 09:22:37 AM »
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Re: keys to a happy marriage
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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2013, 10:00:49 AM »
get marital advice from a "bodybuilding" website
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Re: keys to a happy marriage
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2013, 10:02:37 AM »
Jokes aside that's pretty much true.

Also have a side girl..preferable a new one every couple of months. Ideally she should be married also.
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