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Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« on: March 10, 2013, 05:31:02 PM »
Here's an excerpt from an Al Qaeda application form, a declassified document among the thousands the U.S. military and related organizations have acquired while in Afghanistan (reprinted in a variety of places, e.g., the appendix of The Bin Laden I Know by Peter Bergen):

Objectives of Al Qaeda

-Support God's religion, establishment of Islamic rule and restoration of the Islamic caliphate.

Requirements for joining Al Qaeda

-Abiding by Al Qaeda's rules, its beliefs and objectives.
-Obeying the leader in charge as much as possible, without disobeying Islamic rules.
-No connection between Al Qaeda membership and any other Islamic group.
-Maintain secrecy in work-related issues.
-Physically healthy (except in administrative work).
-The candidate should not be in question when it comes to religious integrity or his morality.
-Reciting the pledge of Al Qaeda.

Vacations

The married have a vacation by rotation for a week every three weeks, and in certain cases Al Qaeda may deny this vacation for four months. A bachelor can have a vacation by rotation for five days every month. Al Qaeda may deny his request for vacation in certain cases.

Requests for vacation travel should be submitted two and a half months before the travel date. The request would only be considered if it had been submitted in a timely manner as indicated, except in special cases.

Salaries and Tickets

-The salary of a married holy warrior is 6,500 Pakistani rupees and 500 rupees for every newborn.
-Salary of the bachelor holy warrior is 1,000 rupee (20 dollars a month)
-The bachelor holy warrior qualifies for a round trip ticket to his country one year after joining the organization. He can take a one month vacation.
-The married holy warrior and his family qualify for round trip tickets to their country of origin after two years, and one month vacation. Tickets cannot be reimbursed if unused.

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One of the bachelors prepares for his $20 vacation to Karachi after a day's hard work:


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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2013, 05:31:49 PM »
Bodybuilding related: How would you maintain mass on $20 a month while doing all that cardio in the Afpak mountains?

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2013, 05:34:35 PM »
Week off every three weeks. Not too shabby

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2013, 05:44:53 PM »

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2013, 09:04:13 PM »
^ well.... looks like I just got 'meatspinned' for the first time in my life

never thought it was gonna happen

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2013, 03:18:57 AM »
^ well.... looks like I just got 'meatspinned' for the first time in my life

never thought it was gonna happen

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2013, 03:28:20 AM »
Ah Al-Quaida.

So THIS is the Organization True Amateur/The Reformer has been talking about all the time.

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2013, 04:11:47 AM »
Wow.  They're so corporate!

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Re: Even Allah's Most Dedicated Servants Need Vacation Time
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2013, 05:38:16 AM »
Week off every three weeks. Not too shabby

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