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arce1988

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Swordsmen Needed
« on: March 12, 2013, 02:52:42 PM »
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 03:25:07 PM »
Seems like that would be a pretty cool job.  8) I think I'll apply. I hear they pay well there.
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 03:29:24 PM »
Disgusting job, disgusting practice, disgusting country
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 03:31:57 PM »
Quote from: airosol on March 12, 2013, 03:29:24 PM
Disgusting job, disgusting practice, disgusting country

But it probably pays some serious coin, and you get to chop off human heads. That would be sweet!
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 03:34:17 PM »
P.S., gay thread title :-\
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 03:35:19 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on March 12, 2013, 03:25:07 PM
Seems like that would be a pretty cool job.  8) I think I'll apply. I hear they pay well there.

I'd pay money to cut the heads off of some of those goatfuckers.
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 04:11:52 PM »
They had this one guy (a black dude) who was the State's executioner and he was going to train his son in doing the job, just as his father before him.
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arce1988

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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2013, 04:21:41 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2013, 06:02:11 PM »
Couldn't they just use an electronic guillotine and have it set off by the public watching the beheading. Say the public watching all hold a hand held controller with YES and NO buttons only. And if just one person in the crowd presses YES, the guillotine comes down and beheads the person. No one would know exactly who set it off. Or the government could actually have one controller rigged to make the guillotine come down regardless of what they press. Or they could have both buttons be rigged to set off the guillotine.
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2013, 06:05:48 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 12, 2013, 06:02:11 PM
Couldn't they just use an electronic guillotine and have it set off by the public watching the beheading. Say the public watching all hold a hand held controller with YES and NO buttons only. And if just one person in the crowd presses YES, the guillotine comes down and beheads the person. No one would know exactly who set it off. Or the government could actually have one controller rigged to make the guillotine come down regardless of what they press. Or they could have both buttons be rigged to set off the guillotine.

Don't you think there would be some fool in the crowd who would press YES all the time just for amusement?  Maybe if 60% of the crowd pressed YES it would be better.   You could get Steve Harvey to host it as well.

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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2013, 06:24:36 PM »
They could have it so if you press "No" you get electrocuted by the button.
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arce1988

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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 06:40:17 PM »
A Lack of Swordsmen May Lead Saudis to Abolish Beheadings
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2013, 06:42:11 PM »
Quote from: arce1988 on March 12, 2013, 06:40:17 PM
A Lack of Swordsmen May Lead Saudis to Abolish Beheadings

I wonder if they would allow women to be "swordswomen".
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2013, 06:44:37 PM »
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2013, 07:08:12 PM »
The filthy terrorist that blew up the hotel several years ago in India was sentenced to death. He is still alive because India only had 1 hangman and he retired. I saw an interview with him and he talked about the mental stress it was and agreed that dude should be executed but refused to come out of retirement.
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2013, 07:11:27 PM »
  smm was one goofy mo fo   ;D
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2013, 07:12:31 PM »
Quote from: arce1988 on March 12, 2013, 07:11:27 PM
  smm was one goofy mo fo   ;D

He got owned so bad - if he just relen ted and got some humility - we would accept him back and ;augh at it 
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arce1988

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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2013, 07:14:58 PM »
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2013, 08:31:10 PM »
I have no problem chopping off some guy head as long as they have a bitch ready to give me head when i am done.
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2013, 10:08:48 PM »
title of thid thread very misleading   >:(
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2013, 10:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on March 12, 2013, 06:24:36 PM
They could have it so if you press "No" you get electrocuted by the button.

lolz
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2013, 10:14:33 PM »
Didn't Dan Hill try to get this position before he started lying about being an MMA fighter? But was denied the job because he wasn't Big enough.
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2013, 10:16:54 PM »
Stable job for when Titus gets out
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2013, 10:21:00 PM »
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Re: Swordsmen Needed
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2015, 08:03:03 PM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on March 12, 2013, 06:05:48 PM
You could get Steve Harvey to host it as well.

I hear he may be available after tonight.
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