Author Topic: This man is worth $34 million ???? (Read 4555 times)

El Diablo Blanco · « **on:** March 13, 2013, 08:04:32 AM »

Five years, $34 million with $15 million guaranteed for Desmond Bryant with the Cleveland Browns.

HAHAHAHAHA

Twaddle · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:13:53 AM »

Twaddle · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:14:40 AM »

Twaddle · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:15:26 AM »

Twaddle · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:17:58 AM »

G_Thang · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:18:55 AM »

Guess the Race?

There's nothing can be said about this, other than broke before JaMarcus Russell.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2013, 08:30:57 AM »

Broke before JaMarcus Russell.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:01:19 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 13, 2013, 08:04:32 AM

Five years, $34 million with $15 million guaranteed for Desmond Bryant with the Cleveland Browns.

HAHAHAHAHA

He has a Harvard degree, White Devil. You have one from Caltech, I'm sure?

Option D · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:06:00 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 13, 2013, 08:04:32 AM

Five years, $34 million with $15 million guaranteed for Desmond Bryant with the Cleveland Browns.

HAHAHAHAHA

With a weighted 4.2 grade point average and 1230 SAT score, Bryant chose Harvard despite offers by Duke, Florida A&M, and Towson State. As Ivy League schools do not offer athletic scholarships, Bryant received an academic scholarship.[1] Harvard coach Tim Murphy thought that Bryant could be a four-year starter and potentially a professional player and compared Bryant to a Southeastern Conference player.[2] At Harvard, Bryant majored in economics and played 32 games in four seasons. In his senior season, Bryant was named second team All-Ivy League after leading Harvard with eight quarterback hurries and 4.5 tackles leading to losses.[3]

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:13:37 AM »

Quote from: Option D on March 13, 2013, 10:06:00 AM

With a weighted 4.2 grade point average and 1230 SAT score, Bryant chose Harvard despite offers by Duke, Florida A&M, and Towson State. As Ivy League schools do not offer athletic scholarships, Bryant received an academic scholarship.[1] Harvard coach Tim Murphy thought that Bryant could be a four-year starter and potentially a professional player and compared Bryant to a Southeastern Conference player.[2] At Harvard, Bryant majored in economics and played 32 games in four seasons. In his senior season, Bryant was named second team All-Ivy League after leading Harvard with eight quarterback hurries and 4.5 tackles leading to losses.[3]

lol like he actually wrote the SAT himself.

Wiggs · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:19:42 AM »

WTF? He really did go to Harvard and had a 1230 SAT. lol.

Parker · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:22:35 AM »

Quote from: Option D on March 13, 2013, 10:06:00 AM

With a weighted 4.2 grade point average and 1230 SAT score, Bryant chose Harvard despite offers by Duke, Florida A&M, and Towson State. As Ivy League schools do not offer athletic scholarships, Bryant received an academic scholarship.[1] Harvard coach Tim Murphy thought that Bryant could be a four-year starter and potentially a professional player and compared Bryant to a Southeastern Conference player.[2] At Harvard, Bryant majored in economics and played 32 games in four seasons. In his senior season, Bryant was named second team All-Ivy League after leading Harvard with eight quarterback hurries and 4.5 tackles leading to losses.[3]

Towson State, not unless he wanted to play Lacrosse, or make a statement.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:24:55 AM »

He went to Oklahoma State! His Mom was a Crackwhore!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:26:31 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on March 13, 2013, 10:24:55 AM

He went to Oklahoma State! His Mom was a Crackwhore!

Wrong Dez Bryant. That one plays WR for the Cowboys.

Wiggs · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2013, 10:26:57 AM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on March 13, 2013, 10:24:55 AM

He went to Oklahoma State! His Mom was a Crackwhore!

You're thinking Dez Bryant. Yes, he is a fucking buffoon.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:27:50 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 13, 2013, 10:19:42 AM

WTF? He really did go to Harvard and had a 1230 SAT. lol.

how the fukc does a 1230 SAT get into Harvard?

Nomad · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:34:25 AM »

funk51 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:34:39 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 13, 2013, 08:04:32 AM

Five years, $34 million with $15 million guaranteed for Desmond Bryant with the Cleveland Browns.

HAHAHAHAHA

not even the highest paid bryant. kobe made 221plus million already and has 27.8 million coming this year and 30.4 million next year. so this guy is a pauper compared to kobe bryant.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:39:33 AM »

This one is worth 45 Million.....

Wiggs · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2013, 11:57:09 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on March 13, 2013, 11:27:50 AM

how the fukc does a 1230 SAT get into Harvard?

He's a football player. But did it really matter? He carried a 4.2 GPA weighted.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2013, 12:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on March 13, 2013, 11:57:09 AM

He's a football player. But did it really matter? He carried a 4.2 GPA weighted.

Sure he did

I bet he went to every class and studied hard. lol

cephissus · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2013, 12:54:04 PM »

how the hell are all these athletes getting ABOVE 4.0? guess i was just sleeping when all those profs were handing out extra credit opportunities like candy

i can only guess the most of the audience for these articles never attended a university...

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2013, 12:58:37 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on March 13, 2013, 12:54:04 PM

how the hell are all these athletes getting ABOVE 4.0? guess i was just sleeping when all those profs were handing out extra credit opportunities like candy

i can only guess the most of the audience for these articles never attended a university...

Football is big money to colleges. Litteraly pure profit since they don't pay these guys shit. They do what it takes to keep them in school and get them.

cephissus · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2013, 01:02:23 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 13, 2013, 12:58:37 PM

Football is big money to colleges. Litteraly pure profit since they don't pay these guys shit. They do what it takes to keep them in school and get them.

I know but like, is saying "dude got a 4.2" actually supposed to impress people? I'm sure it does, but if you've actually been to college, you know this is pure bullshit. Getting a 4.0 is VERY rare, and above a 4.0??? The vast majority of professors (especially at a top school like harvard) simply DO NOT give extra credit.

It reminds me of like, some washed up gym rat talking about how benched 615 back in the day, raw.

okay, buddy... only works on highschool kids who started lifting last week. To everyone else, you just look like a clown.

And LOL @ 1230 SAT getting into harvard, or being paraded as some sort of accomplishment

Option D · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2013, 03:41:08 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on March 13, 2013, 01:02:23 PM

I know but like, is saying "dude got a 4.2" actually supposed to impress people? I'm sure it does, but if you've actually been to college, you know this is pure bullshit. Getting a 4.0 is VERY rare, and above a 4.0??? The vast majority of professors (especially at a top school like harvard) simply DO NOT give extra credit.

It reminds me of like, some washed up gym rat talking about how benched 615 back in the day, raw. okay, buddy... only works on highschool kids who started lifting last week. To everyone else, you just look like a clown.

And LOL @ 1230 SAT getting into harvard, or being paraded as some sort of accomplishment

Yeah.. dudes a failure... Harvard Grad, making millions to run around and hit people... such a failure in life