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Re: White Smoke Rises; New Pope Is Chosen BITCHEZZZZ
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2013, 12:30:25 PM »
Thank god it's not a black pope

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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2013, 12:31:23 PM »
Nope another White paled skinned grandpa


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Clearly natural!  ;D

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« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2013, 12:31:29 PM »
Thank god it's not a black pope

Don't worry, Stark. He's a closet nazi like all the others before.

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« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2013, 12:32:00 PM »
Pope Francis oh brother

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« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2013, 12:33:25 PM »
Clearly natural!  ;D

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« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2013, 12:35:37 PM »
The Catholic church has been a catastrophe for poor people due to the conservatism with regard to condoms and abortions.

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No condoms and no abortions means more Catholics...

One thing I think the new Pope should institute is that male clergy can marry...now who they marry that is another thing.

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« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2013, 12:38:09 PM »
gayer than using smoke signals to communicate in 2013 ::)

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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2013, 12:39:32 PM »
Why an old fart again?

As christianity is in a major crisis anyway, why don't they ever elect a modern, cool, younger pope for a change, dude in his 40s or something like that. Would def attract more people again.

The church was struggling with Latin America so they picked an argentine

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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2013, 12:47:17 PM »
gayer than using smoke signals to communicate in 2013 ::)


Agree, A Thread on Getbig or A tweet would reach the masses more then white smoke



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« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2013, 12:47:23 PM »

Jorge Bergoglio

Bergoglio = oilgogreb = Oil go greedy...  :o

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« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2013, 12:50:08 PM »
Jorge Bergoglio

Bergoglio = oilgogreb = Oil go greedy...  :o
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« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2013, 12:53:51 PM »
Pope Francis of peace  ::)

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« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2013, 01:02:14 PM »
Why an old fart again?

As christianity is in a major crisis anyway, why don't they ever elect a modern, cool, younger pope for a change, dude in his 40s or something like that. Would def attract more people again.

because old farts dont last for ever (except of course Polish popes)
the thinking is that a young fellow would stay in the job too long and as frequently happens people resist change or chalange to their authority as they get older. As it traditionally was a job that never issued a P45 (until Benny bailed out) old age was a better guarantee of limiting the reign
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« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2013, 01:03:00 PM »

2.1 Billion People do not agree with you



Or was it 1,2 billion...

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« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2013, 01:04:42 PM »
The church was struggling with Latin America so they picked an argentine

How hard and fast would you hit Argentina's current president?


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« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2013, 01:05:45 PM »
Was wondering where Benz went

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« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2013, 01:06:12 PM »
  The End.

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« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2013, 01:06:19 PM »
The world is a strange place when 2.1 billion people follow a bunch of pedophile priests who wears childish robes and hats.

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i like the hats
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« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2013, 01:06:55 PM »
because old farts dont last for ever (except of course Polish popes) tthe thinking is that a young fellow would stay in the job too long and as frequently happens people resist change or chalange to their authority as they get older. As it traditionally was a job that never issued a P45 (until Benny bailed out) old age was a better guarantee of limiting the reign
Mugabe?

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« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2013, 01:23:22 PM »


Or was it 1,2 billion...

No its 2.1 billion

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Re: White Smoke Rises; New Pope Is Chosen BITCHEZZZZ
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2013, 01:24:13 PM »
why does the Pope were a Jew Hat Yamaka,
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« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2013, 01:26:24 PM »
Mugabe?

yes, the only head of state still in power since i first globe trotted decades ago.
He is nominally a Catholic (when it suits his policy) having been educated by Salesian Brothers north of Mutare.
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« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2013, 01:29:35 PM »
As christianity is in a major crisis anyway, why don't they ever elect a modern, cool, younger pope for a change, dude in his 40s or something like that. Would def attract more people again.


that is an interesting point, and woudl be the obvious choice is the goal of the Church was to be a popular business with lots of new customers.

If that was 100% their goal, then yes, they'd get some young handsome guy with great hair and a smile to "sell" or promote the Church.

They still base it on experience, wisdom, etc, it would seem, as most people chosen have 30 to 50 years of service under their belts.  They put in a 40-year old handsome guy and he might not be able to lead like someone who is fmailiar with the last few decades of inter-church politics, experiences, etc.

So I guess what I'm saying is, choosing an old bald guy tells me they care more about preserving the church than about promoting the church, if that makes sense?  Maybe they aren't that worried about 'recruiting' the i-phone using people who are okay with a lot of things.

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« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2013, 01:31:38 PM »
yes, the only head of state still in power since i first globe trotted decades ago.
He is nominally a Catholic (when it suits his policy) having been educated by Salesian Brothers north of Mutare.
He's bending over for the Chinese...
People like him will do any to stay in power. State Run Media, the whole 9.
His god is power. His devil is freedom.