If I post a photo of me taking a photo of my ass, will it get shopped all over the Internet?
If I think about going to the gym for a workout, is this a mental exercise?
If I put a rotten tooth under my pillow, will the tooth fairy bring me some coins?
If I dance naked at JimmyZ's, where will the fellows in the audience put all those dollar bills?
If I do gay for pay, does this make me gay?
If I inject synthol in my wiener, can I become a porn star?
If I put on a wig, does this make me not bald?
If I keep working out, will it make me young again?
If my dogs lick me, does it mean they have to go out?