Young Kai, ehh.
Here's a picture of a young grapefruit.
Her name was Catherine "Kitty" Gentlesqueesie
She was on her way home after band class when abducted by a stocky young man wearing a red hoodie. She cried for help, but no one wanted to get involved.
Her body, which was left almost unidentifiable by the attacker, was discarded like garbage.
The attacker, an indigent, incoherent, self-styled "artist," was eventually identified. But, sadly, unlike stainless steel utensils, laws aren't made for grapefruit.
"He's just weird, a creep" reported the precinct. Some people think that the attacker himself is a victim; that he will never rise to the top of his field because of his violation of an innocent subtropical fruit.
Don't fall for it. It's an old ploy to diffuse culpability. Folks, there is only one victim here, and she was little "Kitty" Gentlesqueesie.
In an effort to crackdown on the perpetrator, brave individuals are starting to come forward with new allegations of horrific abuse.
Alas, the "creep" still roams free on the streets.
