Casca Hipolito Longinus was chief hairdresser and fluffer for the Roman legions, and was present during Jesus' crucifixion at Golgotha. Always a comparison-maker, he was condemned by God to walk eternally as the earth's biggest schmoe of muscular meat flaps for the blasphemy of judging Jesus as a "ham & egger" because his conditioning was off
vis-à-vis the two ripped thieves by his side. For 20 subsequent centuries, Hipolito has lived the life of an itinerant schmoe, wearing the "thong of destiny" (the same soiled skivvies he sported on that fateful day), wandering from era to era, eon to eon, after-party to after-party, damned forevermore to worship the sweaty, yeasty crotches of androgynous females. Although he is usually spotted looking cheerful and gay, deep inside he yearns for a death that can arrive only with the appearance of the eschaton.
Here he is trying to camouflage his true identity to conceal his unnatural, cursed longevity. In the meantime, Hipolito waits, and he waits, and he waits.