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Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« on: March 23, 2013, 06:22:42 AM »
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Damn - these protein farts are killing me lately.   Have to carry around Axe Spray in the office lately.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2013, 06:31:43 AM »
Take a digestive enzyme and probiotic with the first meal of your day.

Also, some of the cheap protein powders can lead to it because of their crappy protein sources.  I never had a problem whenever I used Beverly. 

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2013, 06:33:12 AM »
Take a digestive enzyme and probiotic with the first meal of your day.

Also, some of the cheap protein powders can lead to it because of their crappy protein sources.  I never had a problem whenever I used Beverly. 

Got to try that.   Been using Dymatize lately.   Got to switch back to Bevely.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2013, 07:00:36 AM »
Yes for BEVERLY! It's the best

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2013, 07:03:29 AM »
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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2013, 07:07:33 AM »
Lactose is a bitch

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2013, 07:19:03 AM »
Eat dried fruit everyday with your protein drink. That should help.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2013, 07:23:21 AM »
Eat dried fruit everyday with your protein drink. That should help you shit your brains out even more.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2013, 08:58:58 AM »
Wine bottle cork, works every time.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2013, 09:12:33 AM »
Activated charcoal could help too.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2013, 09:14:08 AM »
stop taking fart powder is a first step in effectively treating flatulence

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2013, 10:57:55 AM »
Don't take crap protein? "Protein Farts" are more to do with crap protein and crap diet.

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Re: Anyone know a cure to Protein Farts?
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2013, 11:47:02 AM »
Wine bottle cork, works every time.

wine doesn't make me break wind... but sometimes i will drink 2 glasses then pig out on potato chips and other junk... that usually causes a bit of a stir up.