Author Topic: Being 31, what is the quickest way to have a Kai Greene-esque physique? (Read 4468 times)

JediTerminator · « **on:** March 23, 2013, 08:19:20 PM »

Width and Thickness. Insanely built legs, wide hanging lats.

I need to know, no bullshitting.

I will check back when I can.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:23:14 PM »

Bowflex.

cswol · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:24:30 PM »

your going to need a big arsenal of PED's and train like a animal

SF1900 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:26:06 PM »

Quote from: cswol on March 23, 2013, 08:24:30 PM

your going to need a big arsenal of PED's and train like a animal

As long as he doesn't turn out looking like you facially, he will be good to go.

JediTerminator · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:27:48 PM »

Quote from: cswol on March 23, 2013, 08:24:30 PM

your going to need a big arsenal of PED's and train like a animal

no problemo there

dustin · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:29:44 PM »

Creatine load, upright rows, mind your macronutrient timing, etc.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:31:16 PM »

You need to suck dick on the first date.

C-BuZz · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:32:26 PM »

Myo-blitz, lots of it.

JediTerminator · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:33:17 PM »

I'm sitting here and thinking I wanna self master my body. Reach a level I never thought I could. I can do without Jordans and Beats by Dre. Get by on library books, all money going to building the body goal. Thrift store clothes.

Viking11 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:33:50 PM »

Reincarnation.

Schmoff · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:35:36 PM »

musclemedz

K-1 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:38:31 PM »

up the dose even further

Army of One · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:41:05 PM »

Always make the Anabolic window after training (set alarms).Plazmosis 5 times a day washed down with 5 advil.Good luck

JediTerminator · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:41:51 PM »

Quote from: K-1 on March 23, 2013, 08:38:31 PM

up the dose even further

i asked a girl i know who juices and she said for one comp she took so many orals she was bleeding out her ass. but she won. so she thought it was worth it. i can't imagine how much she was taking to cause that kind of side effect

K-1 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:45:41 PM »

Quote from: JediTerminator on March 23, 2013, 08:41:51 PM

i asked a girl i know who juices and she said for one comp she took so many orals she was bleeding out her ass. but she won. so she thought it was worth it. i can't imagine how much she was taking to cause that kind of side effect

damn. lol

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:47:11 PM »

Quote from: JediTerminator on March 23, 2013, 08:41:51 PM

i asked a girl i know who juices and she said for one comp she took so many orals she was bleeding out her ass. but she won. so she thought it was worth it. i can't imagine how much she was taking to cause that kind of side effect

Clearly the dealers rohypnol tablet plan worked

Knooger · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:47:48 PM »

No PEDS, just 50 breathing front squats every other day and you're there.

C-BuZz · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2013, 08:57:14 PM »

Quote from: JediTerminator on March 23, 2013, 08:41:51 PM

i asked a girl i know who juices and she said for one comp she took so many orals she was bleeding out her ass. but she won. so she thought it was worth it. i can't imagine how much she was taking to cause that kind of side effect

Wasn't the orals. She spent the night before the show with me.

Adam86 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2013, 09:17:45 PM »

No grapefruit joke yet

So you need to fack a grapefruit and film you then you will look like kai greene but with smaller cock (no homo)

The.Giant · « **Reply #19 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:32:42 PM »

Sell your house, buy growth hormone, inject, lift things.

C-BuZz · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:37:26 PM »

Quote from: The.Giant on March 23, 2013, 10:32:42 PM

Sell your house, buy growth hormone, inject, ~~lift things~~ sit around, eat, sit around, inject, sleep, sit around, eat, inject, inject, inject, inject, inject.

Well said man.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:52:18 PM »

The "ab ripper X."

/thread.

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2013, 10:56:24 PM »

supplement with protein straight from the tap. i've heard it leaves an aftertaste, but it has the right amino acid configuration.

TheOne · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2013, 11:06:24 PM »

All you need is a grapefruit and jump rope and your there pal!

Costanza · « **Reply #24 on:** March 24, 2013, 12:01:13 AM »

Author Topic: Being 31, what is the quickest way to have a Kai Greene-esque physique? (Read 4468 times)

dustin