Author Topic: Tiger Woods (Read 4171 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** March 25, 2013, 11:11:22 AM »

http://www.pgatour.com/

Love him or hate him, we're watching sports history that we may never see again. This is awesome..

JediTerminator · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:13:33 AM »

cornball brotha

Nails · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:15:45 AM »

Ranked #1

Girlfriend Ranked #2,164,156,156 in the looks dept

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:19:12 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 25, 2013, 11:11:22 AM

http://www.pgatour.com/

Love him or hate him, we're watching sports history that we may never see again. This is awesome..

What you should say is, "I am hilariously short and I live vicariously through a golfer. This is why I have so many ex-wives and my son only bats .275 but I think he is major-league material."

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on March 25, 2013, 11:19:12 AM

What you should say is, "I am hilariously short and I live vicariously through a golfer. This is why I have so many ex-wives and my son only bats .275 but I think he is major-league material."

Still pissed? Are you still halariously fat?

Chadwick The Beta · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:29:14 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 25, 2013, 11:26:10 AM

Still pissed? Are you still halariously fat?

nice try, Joe...still trying to get rid of the memory...wife #3 with the bbc thug on the bed you bought interest-free for 6 months from Sears making you hold the camera and her yelling, "Joe, he's gonna make me squirt!!!!!"

CalvinH · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:14:42 PM »

#1 in the world again.

LittleJ · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:27:56 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 25, 2013, 11:11:22 AM

http://www.pgatour.com/

Love him or hate him, we're watching sports history that we may never see again. This is awesome..

Coach hes half black. You hate black people, remember?

WOOO · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 25, 2013, 11:11:22 AM

http://www.pgatour.com/

Love him or hate him, we're watching sports history that we may never see again. This is awesome..

he needs to produce his long form birth certificate or resign from office immediately

BIG DUB · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:54:32 PM »

white pussy power.

Nails · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2013, 05:56:11 PM »

That's what happens when u fuck a slump buster

Took a page right of a MLBer

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2013, 06:06:26 PM »

Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on March 25, 2013, 11:19:12 AM

What you should say is, "I am hilariously short and I live vicariously through a golfer. This is why I have so many ex-wives and my son only bats .275 but I think he is major-league material."

Sarcasm?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2013, 08:47:21 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on March 25, 2013, 06:06:26 PM

Sarcasm?

Yup.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2013, 08:50:26 PM »

Tiger Woods: Destroying white bitches since 1991. Awe yeah son.

quadzilla456 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:06:36 PM »

Quote from: LittleJ on March 25, 2013, 05:27:56 PM

Coach hes half black. You hate black people, remember?

No, he is 1/4 black or even less. Mom even has Dutch in her. Dad also had Native American.

Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:15:38 PM »

So, is he a cornball brother or a real brother?

BDsauce · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2013, 10:25:02 PM »

When was the last time he won a major? I remember experts claiming he'd shatter Jack's record.

G_Thang · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2013, 10:32:32 PM »

Quote from: quadzilla456 on March 25, 2013, 09:06:36 PM

No, he is 1/4 black or even less. Mom even has Dutch in her. Dad also had Native American.

Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian

1/4 genetically, but looks 100% phenotypically. celebrity and money make you what you want to be. BTW, his mom looks 100% rice pattie. where the fuck did dutch come from?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2013, 10:42:17 PM »

Quote from: BDsauce on March 25, 2013, 10:25:02 PM

When was the last time he won a major? I remember experts claiming he'd shatter Jack's record.

I predict he will win 2 this year. Starting with the Masters. The guys game looks really good.

Bevo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:59:46 PM »

Quote from: quadzilla456 on March 25, 2013, 09:06:36 PM

No, he is 1/4 black or even less. Mom even has Dutch in her. Dad also had Native American.

Caucasian, Black, American Indian, and Asian

He's more asian than anything even his dad has Chinese blood , mom straight out Thai

G_Thang · « **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2013, 01:30:36 AM »

Quote from: Bevo on March 25, 2013, 11:59:46 PM

He's more asian than anything even his dad has Chinese blood , mom straight out Thai

if he didn't the yacht and the white whores, he'd be negro.

quadzilla456 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2013, 09:47:29 PM »

Quote from: G_Thang on March 25, 2013, 10:32:32 PM

1/4 genetically, but looks 100% phenotypically. celebrity and money make you what you want to be. BTW, his mom looks 100% rice pattie. where the fuck did dutch come from?

He looks very Asian, but darker and more African-like hair.

G_Thang · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:52:29 PM »

Quote from: quadzilla456 on March 26, 2013, 09:47:29 PM

He looks very Asian, but darker and more African-like hair.

ok, he's got slant to his eyes like tyson, but the white boys on tour think he's a negro.

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:59:38 AM »

Quote from: Nails on March 25, 2013, 11:15:45 AM

Ranked #1

Girlfriend Ranked #2,164,156,156 in the looks dept

Lets not judge her pictures by what she looks like when she's competing

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:16:29 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on March 25, 2013, 08:47:21 PM

Yup.

I thought so. The Mower avatar gave it away.