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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #75 on: March 27, 2013, 01:46:53 PM »
Next stop: Remainder bin.

Are you saying that Sebastian's book fell dead-born from the vanity press, without reaching such distinction as even to excite a murmur among the zealots?

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #76 on: March 27, 2013, 02:14:54 PM »
First I was offered a deal then refused and did it all myself....I am ok with it. The important thing is to get it outhere

Are you going to promote it yourself too? That's why people go through publishers, they need someone to get it out on the shelves for them. Good luck though bro.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #77 on: March 27, 2013, 02:19:24 PM »
Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D

Nope.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #78 on: March 27, 2013, 02:22:56 PM »
Are you saying that Sebastian's book fell dead-born from the vanity press, without reaching such distinction as even to excite a murmur among the zealots?
Well, in the West, publishing houses have trimmed all fat regarding author tours; I can't imagine what it would be like to self-promote some conspiracy book in Romania. Probably be like trying to sell Bibles door-to-door during The Great Depression, like Ryan O'Neal in Paper Moon.  ;D

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #79 on: March 27, 2013, 02:30:53 PM »
can you give is some exciting excerpts from your book in english?

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #81 on: March 27, 2013, 03:49:45 PM »
can you give is some exciting excerpts from your book in english?

Here's a review from an advance copy:

The book is divided into two sections separated by a color centerfold of the author arranged like Manet's Olympia (with Goodrum as the black servant girl). The first part argues for "a pandemonium Tbombz" architecture of the mind; the second part builds upon the first and proceeds to enumerate several ramifications the theory has on our understanding of deep internal states, which, as the author puts it, "are always in need of a fierce ramming."   
      Basically, the author understands the mind to mainly consist of many small agents, viz. Tbombz demons, who are always conjuring the direction of phallic objects into unusually deep and moist areas of awareness, with the most powerful and dominant Tbombz-demon influencing human agency. The cumupshot of his research is a triumph of arseparsimony; namely, that there is limited opportunity for cognition and human consciousness without deep tissue massage. Ultimately, the author's "pandemonium Tbombz architecture" dispels the notion of a "Cartesian Theater" with a "ghost in the machine," but instead gives powerful thrust to the possibility that the mind is like an isolated truck stop bathroom with a "host in the latrine," i.e., with a lot of horny Tbombz attendants.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #82 on: March 27, 2013, 04:10:07 PM »
Here's a review from an advance copy:

The book is divided into two sections separated by a color centerfold of the author arranged like Manet's Olympia (with Goodrum as the black servant). The first part argues for "a pandemonium Tbombz" architecture of the mind; the second part builds upon the first and proceeds to enumerate several ramifications the theory has on our understanding of deep internal states, which, as the author puts it, "are always in need of a fierce ramming."    




      Basically, the author understands the mind to mainly consist of many small agents, viz. Tbombz demons, who are always conjuring multiple drafts toward intentionally steering the direction of phallic objects into unusually deep and moist areas of awareness, with the most powerful and dominant Tbombz-demon influencing human agency. The cumupshot of his research is a triumph of arseparsimony; namely, that there is limited opportunity for cognition and human consciousness without deep tissue massage. Ultimately, the author's "pandemonium Tbombz architecture" dispells the notion of a "Cartesian Theater" with a "ghost in the machine," but instead gives powerful thrust to the possibility that the mind is like an isolated truck stop bathroom with a lot of horny Tbombz attendants.




This stuff is brilliant. I can tell you're university educated.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #83 on: March 27, 2013, 04:14:01 PM »


Now THAT's how a Cover should look like to attract buyers! :D

Hopefully Sev will make this in English as well

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #84 on: March 28, 2013, 02:19:32 AM »
Are you going to promote it yourself too? That's why people go through publishers, they need someone to get it out on the shelves for them. Good luck though bro.
Yes. I will do everything myself.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2013, 02:20:32 AM »
I've written a couple articles for historical journals but not a book.  Congrats, writing a book is hard. Is the book available in the states?
I am working at this moment at a book about true world history .. obviously it will be epic  ;D

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #86 on: March 28, 2013, 02:24:31 AM »
I am on getbig for bodybuilding and laughs. I will not share my work with people here for obvious reasons. I did have getbiggers as clients in the past though. This thread is the exception to the rule.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #87 on: March 28, 2013, 02:31:52 AM »
All joking aside, what is your book about?

I find it curious that noone's asked so far. You've told us the title, but what are the contents?

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #88 on: March 28, 2013, 02:32:49 AM »
Well, in the West, publishing houses have trimmed all fat regarding author tours; I can't imagine what it would be like to self-promote some conspiracy book in Romania. Probably be like trying to sell Bibles door-to-door during The Great Depression, like Ryan O'Neal in Paper Moon.  ;D

 ;D

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #89 on: March 28, 2013, 02:37:16 AM »
great job bro. what is the book about?..

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #90 on: March 28, 2013, 02:53:37 AM »
All joking aside, what is your book about?

I find it curious that noone's asked so far. You've told us the title, but what are the contents?
too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary, practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #91 on: March 28, 2013, 02:59:09 AM »
congrats seb - wish you success!

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #92 on: March 28, 2013, 03:02:13 AM »
too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary, practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D

Nothing about photoshopping?

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #93 on: March 28, 2013, 03:02:39 AM »
congrats seb - wish you success!
Thank you .. I wish not "success" in the traditional sense of the word. If one person wakes up and realizes we are not eating, fucking and shitting animals, then I did not waste my life  :)

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #94 on: March 28, 2013, 03:03:48 AM »
too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary, practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D

I'm going to buy it for Galineko, the part about activating his pineal will save him countless $ on cialis

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #95 on: March 28, 2013, 03:04:33 AM »
Nothing about photoshopping?
I will print a special getbig edition. It would be an epic bestseller no doubt. I could see hot young female admirers come up to me at launch parties flirting and looking for a private consultation. Then, I woke up.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #96 on: March 28, 2013, 03:05:29 AM »
I'm going to buy it for Galineko, the part about activating his pineal will save him countless $ on cialis
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #97 on: March 28, 2013, 03:08:14 AM »
I will print a special getbig edition. It would be an epic bestseller no doubt. I could see hot young female admirers come up to me at launch parties flirting and looking for a private consultation. Then, I woke up.

A Getbig party to launch your book is what you need. Think about the reaction of the average person in presence of TBombz, Avesher, Groink, TA, Wiggs, RAtard, etc.....True Twilight Zone shit right there.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #98 on: March 28, 2013, 03:10:44 AM »
I foresee a future as toilet paper for this "book".

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #99 on: March 28, 2013, 03:15:09 AM »
A Getbig party to launch your book is what you need. Think about the reaction of the average person in presence of TBombz, Avesher, Groink, TA, Wiggs, RAtard, etc.....True Twilight Zone shit right there.
Agreed.

I imagine TA showing up dressed like the dude in black in the below picture  ready to do duello battle, insisting on showing us his ripped glutes while munching on a slice of pizza from a little neighbourhood joint called "Domino's"