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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #100 on: March 28, 2013, 03:18:06 AM »
I foresee a future as toilet paper for this "book".
You could pull your head out of your ass and whipe your forehead with the chapter on the pineal gland. This way you will read about, clean  and perhaps enhance your foreseeing "ability".

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #101 on: March 28, 2013, 03:19:30 AM »
Agreed.

I imagine TA showing up dressed like the dude in black in the below picture  ready to do duello battle, insisting on showing us his ripped glutes while munching on a slice of pizza from a little neighbourhood joint called "Domino's"




i could photoshop it... but you painted the picture well with your words

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #102 on: March 28, 2013, 03:43:10 AM »

i could photoshop it... but you painted the picture well with your words

Please photoshop a domino's box in the kneeling guys hands, and TA's face into the mintrels!

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #103 on: March 28, 2013, 03:46:12 AM »

i could photoshop it... but you painted the picture well with your words
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #104 on: March 28, 2013, 03:48:04 AM »
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2013, 04:15:57 AM »
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

Twenty minutes have passed :)

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2013, 04:17:16 AM »
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

sorry

i was busy doing this:


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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2013, 07:52:59 AM »
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2013, 08:21:42 AM »
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

Time is up on this no? 

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2013, 09:35:13 AM »
Sementaster, when does yhen English version come out?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #110 on: March 28, 2013, 09:39:10 AM »
Sementaster, when does yhen English version come out?
He doesn't have the money for that.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #111 on: March 28, 2013, 09:41:08 AM »
He doesn't have the money for that.
Neither do you, so what?
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2013, 09:42:23 AM »
Neither do you, so what?
Really? I live off of the royalties of my internet fame.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #113 on: March 28, 2013, 09:44:42 AM »
Really? I live off of the royalties of my internet fame.

You must be up to your eyeballs in debt then.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #114 on: March 28, 2013, 09:47:10 AM »
You must be up to your eyeballs in debt then.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #115 on: March 28, 2013, 10:06:25 AM »
Levitation 15feet off the ground.
Chris Angel already did that.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #116 on: March 28, 2013, 10:40:49 AM »
Neither do you, so what?

Says the guy who works at Discount Tire......

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #117 on: March 28, 2013, 01:06:35 PM »
I'm sure 'sev' will be claiming the James Randi Educational Foundation's $1 million prize any minute now.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #118 on: March 28, 2013, 01:37:51 PM »
I'm sure 'sev' will be claiming the James Randi Educational Foundation's $1 million prize any minute now.

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #119 on: March 28, 2013, 01:52:13 PM »
Sebastian, have you perchance ever read Edgar Cayce?

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #120 on: March 28, 2013, 01:59:10 PM »
the cover needs to be more catchy.
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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #121 on: March 29, 2013, 01:29:43 AM »
Sebastian, have you perchance ever read Edgar Cayce?
yes

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #122 on: March 29, 2013, 05:37:08 AM »
the cover needs to be more catchy.


i kinda like it understated like that... i'm sure that the publisher said it would make it look for 'text-bookish'

sev, did you get a jacket for the book?

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #123 on: March 29, 2013, 06:19:29 AM »

i kinda like it understated like that... i'm sure that the publisher said it would make it look for 'text-bookish'

sev, did you get a jacket for the book?
no jacket cover...I was very specidic abiut the design of the cover

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Re: My book has finally arrived
« Reply #124 on: March 29, 2013, 06:20:18 AM »
no jacket cover...I was very specidic abiut the design of the cover

whats your sales strategy
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