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Happy Easter / Good Friday
« on: March 29, 2013, 04:31:59 AM »
Means that today your protein source can only come from fish,eggs,milk,beans,casein,soy or whey.


Amen.   

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2013, 04:35:10 AM »
Means that today your protein source can only come from fish,eggs,milk,beans,casein,soy or whey.


Amen.   

or penoris in your case

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2013, 04:41:57 AM »
I ate a big juicy steak.  One of the perks of being atheist !!
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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2013, 05:33:59 AM »
too late

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2013, 05:39:07 AM »
Im Catholic and im about to eat a steak today, if im going to hell i doubt it ll be cos i ate steak today.

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2013, 05:49:41 AM »
Why does Jesus always die on a Friday and is resurrected two days later on a Sunday?

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2013, 05:50:38 AM »
Why does Jesus always die on a Friday and is resurrected two days later on a Sunday?
He wanted a rest

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 05:52:29 AM »
Where do easter eggs, and chocolate bunnies fit in?

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2013, 05:53:16 AM »
Multiple ciders and a blue cheese burger and fries for lunch. Bless you all.

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2013, 05:54:53 AM »
Where do easter eggs, and chocolate bunnies fit in?
Raping of Pagen festivals  ;)

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 05:56:44 AM »
I'm supposed to be a muslim living in a Catholic country. Friday is pork (wine's on the menu too). Kill two beliefs with one stone.

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 06:12:16 AM »
Lent is the pagan fesival of weeping for tammuz a pagan god who was killed by a boar.

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2013, 06:36:35 AM »
Im Catholic and im about to eat a steak today, if im going to hell i doubt it ll be cos i ate steak today.


No you won't. It just means that you're not much of a catholic, a poser at best. 

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2013, 06:37:28 AM »
or penoris in your case

Lol, you have no respect for your elders. 

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2013, 06:38:54 AM »
Where do easter eggs, and chocolate bunnies fit in?

Only in the US tradition .....

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2013, 08:17:20 AM »
Fish fry cookout with the family. ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh!

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2013, 08:21:15 AM »
fishcakes and lentils

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2013, 08:54:00 AM »
Posting on this momentous day only adds to your conspicuity. We're on to you, Casca Hipolito.

Misereatur tui omnipotens Deus, et dimissis peccatis tuis.

Casca Hipolito Longinus was chief hairdresser and fluffer for the Roman legions, and was present during Jesus' crucifixion at Golgotha. Always a comparison-maker, he was condemned by God to walk eternally as the earth's biggest schmoe of muscular meat flaps for the blasphemy of judging Jesus as a "ham & egger" because his conditioning was off vis-à-vis the two ripped thieves by his side. For 20 subsequent centuries, Hipolito has lived the life of an itinerant schmoe, wearing the "thong of destiny" (the same soiled skivvies worn that fateful day), wandering from era to era, eon to eon, after-party to after-party, damned forevermore to worship the sweaty, yeasty crotches of androgynous females. Although he is usually spotted looking cheerful and gay, deep inside he yearns for a death that can arrive only with the appearance of the eschaton.

Here he is trying to camouflage his true identity to conceal his unnatural, cursed longevity. In the meantime, Hipolito waits, and he waits, and he waits.



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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2013, 02:25:15 PM »
I ate a big juicy steak.  One of the perks of being atheist !!
You are proud of being an atheist?

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2013, 02:40:24 PM »


Schmoelito likes his protein straight from the penoris

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2013, 03:48:33 PM »

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2013, 07:35:54 PM »
You are proud of being an atheist?
Absolutely, when you consider the atrocities associated with Religion since the beginning of time, why would anyone be proud of being religious.  If religion delivered what it promised, the world would be a decent place, but instead Religion has delivered perpetual war, deceit and mind blowing hypocrisy.  Being Religious shows a definite flaw in critical thinking ability and also a lack of courage to stand away from the crowd.  Why on earth would anyone be proud to be religious?, why be proud of the Churches violent heritage, it's Ignorance and hypocrisy.  If anything, if Religious people had any pride at all they would hang their heads in shame for the sins of the Churches they worship in.
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Happy Easter
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2013, 08:50:14 PM »
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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2013, 10:19:00 PM »
Why does Jesus always die on a Friday and is resurrected two days later on a Sunday?

Yeah, and why is it called "Good Friday"?  What's so good about getting killed?    Should be called Bad Friday.   ;)

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Re: Good Friday
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2013, 10:36:15 PM »
The sacrifice was a good deal for Jesus aka The Evil Communist as he rose from half god status to full god status.