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El Diablo Blanco

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Dear God, Happy Easter
« on: March 29, 2013, 01:34:10 PM »
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TheTruth90

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2013, 01:35:30 PM »
All push-up bra....In real life, she has monkey tits.
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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2013, 01:45:30 PM »
Upton is only popular because she is completely AVERAGE in every single way and gives the general population of females hope. 
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2013, 01:48:56 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 29, 2013, 01:34:10 PM
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2013, 01:49:40 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on March 29, 2013, 01:45:30 PM
Upton is only popular because she is completely AVERAGE in every single way and gives the general population of females hope. 

I would gladly settle for average in her case
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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2013, 01:52:17 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 29, 2013, 01:49:40 PM
I would gladly settle for average in her case
You could do better.  You would be selling yourself short in my opinion.  You could get a Kate Upton look-a-like in any Trailer Park if you wanted.






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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2013, 01:53:42 PM »
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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 01:55:21 PM »
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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2013, 01:58:06 PM »
Mustache and Nose Hairs of Peace
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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2013, 02:02:12 PM »
For some reason she has an unusual amount of hair on her face.

Boogers of Peace, Nose Hair to Rival the Great T-Bombz.  Her face is rather hairy too.

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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 02:05:02 PM »
Are you on some sort of I hate Kate Upton message board?  Zoon 10X into any women's face and you'd find the same thing.
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TrueGrit

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 02:06:30 PM »
Adonis bringing the bile from the duct with those pics....nasty
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2013, 02:07:26 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 29, 2013, 02:05:02 PM
Are you on some sort of I hate Kate Upton message board?  Zoon 10X into any women's face and you'd find the same thing.

The boogers are sickening bro
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2013, 02:07:46 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 29, 2013, 02:05:02 PM
Are you on some sort of I hate Kate Upton message board?  Zoon 10X into any women's face and you'd find the same thing.
No, I just realize that she is a gimmick created by a marketing firm that realizes that most females are obese, semi-obese or are on their way to obesity and therefore she is there to be the model for the new trend that is definitely happening.  She also gives Average fat girls hope and that is what she is meant to do.  Marketing Executives are no dummies.

You fell for it hook, line and sinker and you are a man.  :D
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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2013, 02:11:30 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 29, 2013, 02:06:30 PM
Adonis bringing the bile from the duct with those pics....nasty
That is the look that is currently being thrust upon the Mainstream, that it is okay to be fat, skinny-fat and lazy.

Have you ever heard how Dumb Upton is?  She is incredibly stupid and every other word is "like". "like", "like".  She talks in texts messages basically.

This is the new norm though that is being pushed. 
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2013, 02:13:34 PM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 29, 2013, 02:07:26 PM
The boogers are sickening bro

Yes because most women don't get boogers or take shits from their round asses.   ::)
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2013, 02:20:45 PM »
Not even sure I know who Kate Upton is?

What is she famous for?
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2013, 02:21:05 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on March 29, 2013, 02:13:34 PM
Yes because most women don't get boogers or take shits from their round asses.   ::)

 I have never seen a chick sporting the double barrelled boogers like that. I'd just eaten a spatchcock chicken and three roasted peppers. It made me feel queasy.

I hear ya on the shitting tho. Try listening to your girl shitting into a portapotti as you drive around Europe in a tiny camper van... Still, you get used to it.
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2013, 02:24:05 PM »
Quote from: HockeyFightFan on March 29, 2013, 02:20:45 PM
Not even sure I know who Kate Upton is?

What is she famous for?

X2!
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2013, 02:25:11 PM »
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2013, 02:28:23 PM »
Shit, I thought she was Katy Perry, who I'm vaguely familiar with.

Kate Upton?

I'm drawing a blank here boys!
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2013, 02:28:51 PM »
5/10.

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The True Adonis

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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2013, 02:33:18 PM »
Quote from: HockeyFightFan on March 29, 2013, 02:28:23 PM
Shit, I thought she was Katy Perry, who I'm vaguely familiar with.

Kate Upton?

I'm drawing a blank here boys!
They had the audacity to put that pig on the cover of SI swimsuit.  Not that I care for that magazine or anything, but as I said, marketing Executives see the trend that girls and women are getting fatter and they are moving the goal posts.  They are trying to promote the Average look and are going pretty full force with it actually.
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2013, 02:44:23 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on March 29, 2013, 02:33:18 PM
They had the audacity to put that pig on the cover of SI swimsuit.  Not that I care fore that magazine or anything, but as I said, marketing Executives see the trend that girls and women are getting fatter and they are moving the goal posts.  They are trying to promote the Average look and are going pretty full force with it actually.

I have not seen the SI Swimsuit Edition since I was in college.

I guess the internet makes the SI fluff obsolete.
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Re: Dear God, Happy Easter
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2013, 02:52:04 PM »
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