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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2013, 05:08:58 PM »
Hat on the dash of the car says someone in the car was military - but perhaps it was the passenger. Maybe a non-military guy picking up his wife from the base?

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2013, 06:49:43 PM »
Does DC shoes sponsor these guys? ;)

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2013, 07:17:19 PM »
Some lady hit my car about two weeks ago, she thought  I was going to kill her when I got out my car and walked over to her. I had a smile on my face and didn't give a shit, I've been in multiple accidents so I understand lol. She was shaking and looked like she wanted to cry.. she was a director at the major hospital here too(more proof women are useless in any situation of stress).

This guy is insane. You never know who could have a gun.



I rear ended a girl by mistake a few years ago...... she was freaking out saying it was a brand new car (it wasn't - it was a used civic) but anyways, I was very polite, calmed her down, and paid for her repairs out of pocket (wasn't really worth involving insurance), I even paid for her rental car while the shop was fixing hers, she told me that she couldn't believe how cooperative I was and so helpful with everything, I told her, it was my fault and I had to own up to it.  Whats funny is that I noticed every time we met to exchange paperwork or whatever, she was eyeballing me like CRAZY... I was like wtf.... later I found out she is actually doing her PhD in psychology, specifically, in male body image.  Go figure!

Then a few months ago, some little slutty teen rear-ended me.... but luckily I had left on the hitch with a tow ball mount.... so she rammed into that, nothing had happened to my car, but her front bumper was dented in!  She apologized and that was that!



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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2013, 07:35:39 PM »
Then a few months ago, some little slutty teen rear-ended me.... but luckily I had left on the hitch with a tow ball mount.... so she rammed into that, nothing had happened to my car, but her front bumper was dented in!  She apologized and that was that!

Last time I rear ended someone was a POS Toyota....

I must have been going all of 5mph



and the damage to my car.....



Not even a fucking scratch. Fucking plastic piece of Japanese trash...

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2013, 07:40:25 PM »
Last time I rear ended someone was a POS Toyota....

I must have been going all of 5mph



and the damage to my car.....



Not even a fucking scratch. Fucking plastic piece of Japanese trash...
Both are Japanese.

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« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2013, 08:06:04 PM »
Both are Japanese.
Actually Toyotas are made down the road from my house....at the Toyota plant...which is Princeton IN...

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2013, 08:11:48 PM »
Nothin to add here what hasn't been said already, that guys gonna feel so fuckin stupid when they're in court with that video

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2013, 10:39:42 PM »
to get outta the truck.

All the steroids in the world ain't gonna help you win this fight.

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Typical american asshole screaming like a girl over nothing. He is screaming because he is quite small, and thinks he grow size by the volume. That nerdy guy has good approach about the matter, letting that piece of shit screaming his ass off. And as you see, bystanders feel pity for the screaming fool and try calm him down so he can go home without the limp.

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2013, 10:44:46 PM »
Some lady hit my car about two weeks ago, she thought  I was going to kill her when I got out my car and walked over to her. I had a smile on my face and didn't give a shit, I've been in multiple accidents so I understand lol. She was shaking and looked like she wanted to cry.. she was a director at the major hospital here too(more proof women are useless in any situation of stress).

This guy is insane. You never know who could have a gun.



Did you fuck her? ???

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2013, 10:46:52 PM »
but luckily I had left on the hitch with a tow ball mount.... so she rammed into that, nothing had happened to my car

YES!!

Been there, lol

This little douche in a rice burner got a hole punched straight through his radiator!!!  ;D  Must have hit something solid, because it stopped the vehicle. 

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2013, 03:44:24 AM »
Both are Japanese.

Actually, both were made in Thailand, just the Toyota is a flimsy piece of shite...

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2013, 08:17:33 AM »
That is Pendleton.

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2013, 08:42:05 AM »
When I rear end somebody, first thing I'd be doing is pulling over and getting out of the car, if I see someone going crazy like that, I would try to calm him down and tell him everything will be taken care of, if he doesn't back down and starts to get a bit too close with that attitude, then my attitude is bound to change very quickly.

Do you have Nose Insurance for when it runs into cars as above?

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2013, 08:46:11 AM »
Possible PTSD? Seems "off balance"

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2013, 08:52:31 AM »
Actually, both were made in Thailand, just the Toyota is a flimsy piece of shite...

I was talking about the make, not where they are made. Like BMWs are made in the US, and VWs in Mexico, but they are considered "German"...

As far as that Camry, so much for being "grounded to the ground".

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2013, 08:56:00 AM »
Do you think that guy would be yelling and carrying on like that if Bob Sapp was sitting in the driver's seat?

lol
I`d bet he`d shut up real quick staring down the barrel of a 45.


Both of these... Another idiot who only acts tough against someone who's a lot smaller than him.

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2013, 09:03:02 AM »
that guy did the right thing by not responding to violence, now when the cops show up they have a nice video to show to the police officer.

actually if that's in a "stand your ground state", they had the legal right to pull out a gun and put his ass down since he acted in a threatening manner.

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2013, 09:07:22 AM »
Actually, both were made in Thailand, just the Toyota is a flimsy piece of shite...


they're not plastic, only the body panel is plastic. i guarantee your mitsubishi is exactly the same way. what did you think a non-essential, aesthetics part of the vehicle would be made of? depleted uranium?

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2013, 09:12:35 AM »
Fuck ya.  I was born with balls!

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2013, 10:52:01 AM »
The woman filming is apparently a wounded marine herself, and is in a wheelchair. And apparently, screaming man was brake checking the guy with glasses.
http://jalopnik.com/watch-a-marines-unbelievable-road-rage-explosion-470228906

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #70 on: April 04, 2013, 11:15:25 AM »
to get outta the truck.

All the steroids in the world ain't gonna help you win this fight.

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I would have spit in his eyes.
Gotten out of the car.
Slapped his ugly face.
Pulled down his slacks.
And sucked his tits, whilst jacking him off. (No homo)

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #71 on: April 04, 2013, 12:52:44 PM »
Dude sounds like he's 5 seconds away from dropping down on his knee's and curling up in foetal position to cry :-X :-X

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2013, 12:25:02 AM »
A pog is a "Person Other than Grunt".

Guys like admins, supply, motor t... Guys that are Marines, but are pretty much guaranteed not to see combat.

They tend to have a chip on their shoulder, and like I said, they're usually the guy picking fights outside a bar, hollering about how they "fought for your fucking freedom in Iraq" (when in reality they sat behind a desk in an air conditioned building filling out papers).

We have a term in the Air Force similar to that; "nonners" or non mission essential personnel. Nonners tend to be uniform Nazis, have traditional 0730-1600 work hours, have standard lunch breaks, get wing holidays, snow days...hell I remember being stationed in the Midwest a while back and there was a projected tornado warning. The wing commander released all nonners to go home early and us MEP's were left to fend for ourselves on base lol...(a tornado did actually did destroy everything just outside the base's gates btw).

On holidays like Memorial Day or Veterans Day, you'll see long diatribes posted on Facebook about how much they've sacrificed for their country, and trials and tribulations...yadayada. ... BITCH, YOU FOLD GYM TOWELS AND MAKE SOUP FOR A LIVING! Stfu! :-* These fools are delusional.

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2013, 01:10:15 AM »
As we speak, Wiggs and Tbombz are out in the world in a rented Chevy Camaro looking for this attacker.

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Re: You Wouldn't Have The Balls
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2013, 05:20:52 AM »
they're not plastic, only the body panel is plastic. i guarantee your mitsubishi is exactly the same way. what did you think a non-essential, aesthetics part of the vehicle would be made of? depleted uranium?

They may both have plastic parts but the Toyota is a flimsy piece of shite.

You a Toyota owner?