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What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« on: April 03, 2013, 12:03:51 AM »
Say you have two children. One gets to be "normal" and the other one either gay or pornstar, depending on sex where daughter becomes pornstar and son gay.

Naturally you can't choose gay daughter or son pornstar  8)

Both are willing and reasonably happy with their lifestyle in this scenario.

-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse. She is then not household famous but searchable on the net with a few clips out.

-Gay son is not flamboyantly gay, but open with it when asked and not hiding his orientation to family and friends.

If you choose a gay son the daughter will not go into porn and vice versa.

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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2013, 12:08:45 AM »
Pornstar daughter, she will eventually quit porn.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2013, 12:09:51 AM »
would rather figure out how to build a time machine and abort them
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2013, 12:11:34 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on April 03, 2013, 12:03:51 AM
-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse.

Her career wouldn't last long then :-\
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2013, 12:15:21 AM »
Quote from: affeman on April 03, 2013, 12:11:34 AM
Her career wouldn't last long then :-\

haha true. just figured if I say she does everything on film, nobody'd want that
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2013, 12:18:21 AM »
Pornstar Daughter, that means my other child (the son) is normal yes?
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2013, 12:21:12 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 03, 2013, 12:18:21 AM
Pornstar Daughter, that means my other child (the son) is normal yes?

Yes, and you will be able to keep the surname alive in an orderly fashion and erase the doubts that you might have passed on your gay gene too ;)

By the way, you can always shun the daughter or son if you want. This is just a simple choice.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2013, 12:26:31 AM »
If the Son is normal (and stays normal) i have no problems with the daughter being a pornstar.

The bloodline will still be going strong!
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2013, 12:36:19 AM »
Lesbian daughter FTW. eliminates cocks completely.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2013, 12:39:32 AM »
The daughter will earn more, so I'll take that option.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2013, 12:58:30 AM »
Quote from: Seven Copper Coins on April 03, 2013, 12:36:19 AM
Lesbian daughter FTW. eliminates cocks completely.
lol smart
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2013, 01:01:59 AM »
giant plastic cocks instead tho
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2013, 01:06:57 AM »
I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2013, 01:08:11 AM »
Quote from: RustyTrenbolona on April 03, 2013, 01:01:59 AM
giant plastic cocks instead tho

Giant plastic cocks wont fuck with your daughters head or get her pregnant
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2013, 01:09:33 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on April 03, 2013, 01:06:57 AM
I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.

Come on, you gotta give us the Lesbo modification-clause
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2013, 01:11:20 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on April 03, 2013, 01:06:57 AM
I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.

You said two kids, one gay or one porn. I'll take a gay daughter for the kobayashi moru win.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2013, 01:23:08 AM »
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2013, 01:27:46 AM »
Is Lesbian daughter an option here? I'll take that and if she has hot GFs, I'll produce the porn on my own dime.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2013, 01:27:58 AM »
Quote from: Seven Copper Coins on April 03, 2013, 01:11:20 AM
You said two kids, one gay or one porn. I'll take a gay daughter for the kobayashi moru win.

A lesbian daughter and a straight son is not even a predicament. It's win win  8)

Obviously not the interesting nature of the question I posed. I restated it again in OP for those not getting it.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2013, 01:31:46 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on April 03, 2013, 01:27:58 AM
A lesbian daughter and a straight son is not even a predicament. It's win win  8)

Straight son in Porn though. Don't ask me why but I used to hang out with Porn people a long time ago. Girls (eastern european for most of them) were strictly there for the money and were in and out of the business in no time. You had the occasional one who thought she'd make it big of course and ended up a drug addict but that was seldom the case. Guys on the other hand were in the business for quite a time and those guys must have been amongst the most worn out specimens I've met in my life (and I met a good number of hardcore booze heads and old pathetic nightclubbers).
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2013, 01:35:51 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 03, 2013, 01:31:46 AM
Straight son in Porn though. Don't ask me why but I used to hang out with Porn people a long time ago. Girls (eastern european for most of them) were strictly there for the money and were in and out of the business in no time. You had the occasional one who thought she'd make it big of course and ended up a drug addict but that was seldom the case. Guys on the other hand were in the business for quite a time and those guys must have been amongst the most worn out specimens I've met in my life (and I met a good number of hardcore booze heads and old pathetic nightclubbers).

Yeah. Guess a gay son in gay porn is the worst possible scenario. Jesus...
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2013, 01:56:10 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on April 03, 2013, 01:06:57 AM
I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.

you can't change in mid-flight, said, pornstar and homo.  like the others, i can live with a lesbo daughter, but it would fuck my head if my son was a fruit.   magic isn't doing well behind close doors, nor is larry fishburne with his trap straight porno daughter.   
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2013, 02:02:06 AM »
Porn daughter though I would have to blank out the thought of her perma semen breath.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2013, 03:51:40 AM »
Is the gay son a top, or a bottom twink? That's important information that's pertinent here.
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Re: What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2013, 03:54:14 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on April 03, 2013, 03:51:40 AM
Is the gay son a top, or a bottom twink? That's important information that's pertinent here.

If he's a top, would you care to know if he likes his bottoms well endowed?
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