What would you prefer - Gay son or pornstar daughter?

[Red29]

And if your son is gay he could suck you off while you watch your daughter getting skewered.  Then your wife comes in with sandwiches, freaks out, slips on a puddle of jizz, hits her head on the coffee table, and the sandwiches are ruined.  That bitch never could do anything right.  So you pick up the sandwich fixings and start stuffing them up her ass, screaming "Keep the meat between the buns!"  

Now that the dead woman is stuffed like a turkey you invite the room to stop and have a snack, which is only polite.  Your son declines because he's gay, so the idea of eating anything out of a dead female's ass is disgusting, and he complains that it's an indication of society's marginalization of homosexuals that a male corpse with a sandwich stuffed ass hasn't also been made available.  And your daughter won't have any because she only performs straight acts, and incestuous necrophiliacal anal dining isn't in the contract.  And you'll be damned if you're gonna eat that disgusting bitch's ass again, dead or alive, sandwiches or no sandwiches.

Well your bloodsugar is running low and you're cranky, so you shove your son's head up your daughters crotch and tell her to kegel like a hole in a bagel or you'll post unkind comments on all her videos.  Then you start ramming your son's ass, insisting that you're going to fuck The Devil out of there that the priest put in in the rectumry.  Everything seems just fine until your son is gasping for air inside your daughter and decides to eat his way out, which causes your daughter hemorrhage, your son to drown in her internal bleeding, and you never get off.

 

[Natural Man]

Say you have two children. One gets to be "normal" and the other one either gay or pornstar, depending on sex where daughter becomes pornstar and son gay.

Naturally you can't choose gay daughter or son pornstar  

Both are willing and reasonably happy with their lifestyle in this scenario.

-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse. She is then not household famous but searchable on the net with a few clips out.

-Gay son is not flamboyantly gay, but open with it when asked and not hiding his orientation to family and friends.

If you choose a gay son the daughter will not go into porn and vice versa.

if your son ends gay, or your daughter doing porno, odds are 101% that you are responsible one way or another for what happened. So you re probably not going to be surprised the least.

[tu_holmes]

if your son ends gay, or your daughter doing porno, odds are 101% that you are responsible one way or another for what happened. So you re probably not going to be surprised the least.

You do realize that being gay is not a choice right? Climbing on the pole is?

[Natural Man]

You do realize that being gay is not a choice right? Climbing on the pole is?

woah. You do realize that being gay is a choice, right? A deeply conditionned, oriented choice, but still, a choice right? Just like everything else in life. As if father getting aids had nothing to do with kid ending gay... Lol i dont even want to imagine or create stories about what he might have done to him.

Johnson initially said that he did not know how he contracted the disease,[73] but later acknowledged that it was through having multiple sexual partners during his playing career.[74] At the time, only a small percentage of HIV-positive American men had contracted it from heterosexual sex,[62][75] and it was initially rumored that Johnson was gay or bisexual, although he denied both.[62] Johnson later accused Isiah Thomas of spreading the rumors, a claim Thomas denied.[47][7

Personal life
 
Johnson first fathered a son in 1981, when Andre Johnson was born to Melissa Mitchell. Although Andre was raised by his mother, he visited Johnson each summer, and as of October 2005 was working for Magic Johnson Enterprises as a marketing director.[7] In 1991, Johnson married Earlitha "Cookie" Kelly in a small wedding in Lansing which included guests Thomas, Aguirre, and Herb Williams.[101] Johnson and Cookie have one son, Earvin III;[7] the couple adopted a daughter, Elisa, in 1995.

[tu_holmes]

woah. You do realize that being gay is a choice, right? A deeply conditionned, oriented choice, but still, a choice right? Just like everything else in life. As if father getting aids had nothing to do with kid ending gay... Lol i dont even want to imagine what he did to him.

Woah... Studies have shown that the brain patterns of gay men mimic females... so no... it's not a choice.

But hey, you keep stating these lies, I'm sure that will make them true.

[Natural Man]

Woah... Studies have shown that the brain patterns of gay men mimic females... so no... it's not a choice.

But hey, you keep stating these lies, I'm sure that will make them true.

"studies" of your brain would probably show that you like watching pictures of muscular men in thongs daily tho...what's your point?

[tu_holmes]

"studies" of your brain would probably show that you like watching pictures of muscular men in thongs daily tho...what's your point?

That's the best you've got?

Really?

Sad, sad, sad... Getbiggers should be much funnier than that.

[King Shizzo]

Tu Holmes just made Uberman melt.

[Natural Man]

That's the best you've got?

Really?

Sad, sad, sad... Getbiggers should be much funnier than that.

oh oh "calm down gloria" looks like someone is deep -pun intended-into defending queefs for some reasons, is there something you want to tell us maybe?


My "lies" are as valid as yours.

Of course there are chances you gonna end gay when you have an adopted sister, a weirdo mother and your father is a closet homo who reports his gayness on you since birth. Had he not had a gay father and fucked up mother and sister he would have been conditionned to be heterosexual. They shaped him into an homosexual, and he "chose" to live the life his own father wasnt coureageous enough to admit. Such stories are very common, you re bringing up studies as if you had any clue about what you re talking about... but you dont, fact is there are studies on the subject that say the exact oposite of each others more than anything. It's ok if you re gay tho. I dont care, it's your "choice".

[tu_holmes]

Tu Holmes just made Uberman melt.

It took zero time.

Is this like a Reverend Ted Haggard thing?

Often those who are so vehemently against something, are just railing against their own desires.

oh oh "calm down gloria" looks like someone is deep -pun intended-into defending queefs for some reasons, is there something you want to tell us maybe?


My "lies" are as valid as yours.

Of course there are chances you gonna end gay when you have an adopted sister, a weirdo mother and your father is a closet homo who reports his gayness on you since birth. Had he not had a gay father and fucked up mother and sister he would have been conditionned to be heterosexual. They shaped him into an homosexual, and he "chose" to live the life his own father wasnt coureageous enough to admit. Such stories are very common, you re talking about studies as if you had any clue about what you re talking about... but you dont. It's ok if you re gay tho. I dont care, it's your "choice".

Haha... yeah... Whatever you say.

Defending my heterosexuality on a forum against an anonymous poster is important.... Oh. No it's not.

[King Shizzo]

It took zero time.

Is this like a Reverend Ted Haggard thing?

Often those who are so vehemently against something, are just railing against their own desires.

I fear Uberman has fished one too many Casio watches, from gaping, male assholes.

[Natural Man]

Haha... yeah... Whatever you say.

Defending my heterosexuality on a forum against an anonymous poster is important.... Oh. No it's not.

haha huh? you re the one who out of the blue got your pants in a bunch over an innocent comment i made for some reasons in the first place genius. Again I dont care if you re into sucking men cocks, it's your choice !

[Natural Man]

robert patinson (sp?) lost some weight. On the other hand it looks like melvin goodcum let himself go quite a bit... he obviously deserves his name. What an abomination.

[tu_holmes]

haha huh? you re the one who out of the blue got your pants in a bunch over an innocent comment i made for some reasons in the first place genius. Again I dont care if you re into sucking men cocks, it's your choice !

Actually, I simply stated that one was a choice (climbing the pole) and one was not.


That was not even remotely "panties in a bunch"... We apparently have 2 different views of what constitutes a meltdown.

I don't think the pussy I pound every night would take too kindly of you calling it a "cock", but hey... you're confused, it's ok.

[Natural Man]

Actually, I simply stated that one was a choice (climbing the pole) and one was not.


That was not even remotely "panties in a bunch"... We apparently have 2 different views of what constitutes a meltdown.

I don't think the pussy I pound every night would take too kindly of you calling it a "cock", but hey... you're confused, it's ok.

[tu_holmes]

Just because you google for an image doesn't make it so.

[King Shizzo]

robert patinson (sp?) lost some weight. On the other hand it looks like melvin goodcum let himself go quite a bit... he obviously deserves his name. What an abomination.

You sound like a shared account now. Fail.