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I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« on: April 06, 2013, 10:14:04 PM »
I hate getting mail I'm talking paper mail, it's usually either junk mail like from a gym or protein supplier, merchant or a bill. I just want to burn it, but we got burning laws here. Once I fired up my charcoal grill and burned it up. Anyone else feel the same?
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2013, 10:22:21 PM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on April 06, 2013, 10:20:50 PM
yes it is usually pure shit
BDB can you send me a barrel to put this shit in so I can burn it up?
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2013, 12:19:33 AM »
I also hate paper mail. If I didn't get my bills there I would want to cancel the service. I don't know if you can?
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 12:56:03 AM »
BURN IT!
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2013, 05:20:20 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on April 07, 2013, 12:19:33 AM
I also hate paper mail. If I didn't get my bills there I would want to cancel the service. I don't know if you can?
Just tear down the mailbox.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2013, 05:56:26 AM »
What was that dude, Jeff ?, who would send out those black and white four or so page newsletters that said "steroids" on them? Usually filled with his topical shit and stuff you put under your tongue. He was kind of fat and wore glasses?
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2013, 06:54:16 AM »
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2013, 09:40:46 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on April 07, 2013, 12:56:03 AM
BURN IT!
Exactly that's what I want to do.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2013, 10:10:43 AM »
Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on April 07, 2013, 10:06:22 AM
I'll mail you 5 lbs. of C4 dawg to burn this shit up.
Can you send it overnight I want to get rid of this shit.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2013, 10:50:55 AM »
Take the junk mail from one place, and place in within a no-stamp-required envelope you get from another junk mail provider. Send it off. If you want to be a real dick put a few pennies in there to get the weight up


They get PISSED.

EDIT: Full Disclosure - I've been called up and cussed out for doing this. They pay the return postage on whatever it is you cram into that envelope and they don't find this amusing in the slightest. Good way to get off their mailing list though.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2013, 11:01:00 AM »
Quote from: SupahStah on April 07, 2013, 10:50:55 AM
Take the junk mail from one place, and place in within a no-stamp-required envelope you get from another junk mail provider. Send it off. If you want to be a real dick put a few pennies in there to get the weight up


They get PISSED.

EDIT: Full Disclosure - I've been called up and cussed out for doing this. They pay the return postage on whatever it is you cram into that envelope and they don't find this amusing in the slightest. Good way to get off their mailing list though.
Excellent idea.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2013, 11:20:03 AM »
this was already covered on seinfeld ,it didn't end well.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2013, 02:14:20 PM »
Is that where that idea came from? I've always wondered; seen a lot of seinfeld episodes but didn't remember that
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2013, 03:21:17 PM »
The shredder working overtime for the junk mail.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2013, 03:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Parker on April 07, 2013, 03:21:17 PM
The shredder working overtime for the junk mail.
Yea but I just got a small shredder takes forever and I have to go through the mail anyway to see what to shred, issue is I can pay most bills over the phone or internet so I dont need the paper. You can tell these clowns to quit sending paper but most still do.
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2013, 04:20:40 PM »
From: ladylonely6@gmail.com
Subject: answer me soon

I am a hard working single ledy. I love to keep busy, and I love spending time with my family and friends. I tend to be pretty shy and quiet face to face, at first. Once I get to know you, it's getting me to shut up that's the trick. I love to be loved! Someone to have fun with. I am looking for someone to go out with and explore new horizons. He has to be very patient, as my life is a busy one and I rarely have time to myself. Write to me on my mail and we will learn each other.

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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2013, 04:22:02 PM »
even love letters ???
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2013, 04:22:40 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 07, 2013, 04:20:40 PM
From: ladylonely6@gmail.com
Subject: answer me soon

I am a hard working single ledy. I love to keep busy, and I love spending time with my family and friends. I tend to be pretty shy and quiet face to face, at first. Once I get to know you, it's getting me to shut up that's the trick. I love to be loved! Someone to have fun with. I am looking for someone to go out with and explore new horizons. He has to be very patient, as my life is a busy one and I rarely have time to myself. Write to me on my mail and we will learn each other.


It's ok for her to send me paper mail.  ;D
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2013, 04:25:11 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on April 07, 2013, 04:22:02 PM
even love letters business proposals ???

I can forward them if you want  ;D
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2013, 04:26:39 PM »
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2013, 04:33:47 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on April 07, 2013, 04:26:39 PM
lol



This one is below your 50 kg limit (no edit by me)

From: Leska sweet_olesya@yahoo.com
Subject: Need in love

Good day! My name is Olesya. Are you interested in chating with a pretty woman, who had much in his (<- WTF?!) life, but lose it?I did not lose a hope that I could find man who would be interested to talk to me not to be just a doll (<-- DJ loves dolls  ;D ).Most recently, I finished my last relationship. Hate to feel just a beautiful thing that was needed to maintain social status. My ex boyfriend - very influential in my city, I do not want him to spoil my new relationship. So I want to try the dating here. Ill try to be brief now.My age is 23 years old, birthday April 15. Was not married, have no children. Now I am temporarily unemployed. I live in a rented apartment. Enjoys photography. My height is 176, all about 68 pounds. I send you my photo. Email me if you are interested in trying to communicate with romantic relationships or simply online flirting. It would be nice to see your photos.

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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2013, 04:35:42 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 07, 2013, 04:33:47 PM
This one is below your 50 kg limit (no edit by me)

From: Leska sweet_olesya@yahoo.com
Subject: Need in love

Good day! My name is Olesya. Are you interested in chating with a pretty woman, who had much in his (<- WTF?!) life, but lose it?I did not lose a hope that I could find man who would be interested to talk to me not to be just a doll.Most recently, I finished my last relationship. Hate to feel just a beautiful thing that was needed to maintain social status. My ex boyfriend - very influential in my city, I do not want him to spoil my new relationship. So I want to try the dating here. Ill try to be brief now.My age is 23 years old, birthday April 15. Was not married, have no children. Now I am temporarily unemployed. I live in a rented apartment. Enjoys photography. My height is 176, all about 68 pounds. I send you my photo. Email me if you are interested in trying to communicate with romantic relationships or simply online flirting. It would be nice to see your photos.



68 pounds @ 5'9.5" ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2013, 04:37:38 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on April 07, 2013, 04:35:42 PM
68 pounds @ 5'9.5" ;D ;D ;D

Pretty heavy for a latex 'doll'
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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2013, 04:43:22 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 07, 2013, 04:37:38 PM
Pretty heavy for a latex 'doll'

well as long as she's not this "image" then i'm "safe"

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Re: I hate mail (Bodybuiding Related).
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2013, 04:46:20 PM »
Quote from: dj181 on April 07, 2013, 04:43:22 PM
well as long as she's not this "image" then i'm "safe"



Dark eyebrows = fake blonde hair  ;)
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