Where the fuck is his left hand? 
Haha!

It seems to have disappeared into the Coalsack Nebula, the most
asstronomically vast of all dark nebulas. The Coalsack is located at a distance of approximately three inches from Nubret's Crotch constellation. An enthusiatic amateur scientist, "Paco" went on a sinister (hence his left hand) exploratory mission to retrieve empirical confirmation for his personal log. The Coalsack exists as dark matter, some of which is not observable, and, furthermore, it's impossible to resist the Coalsack's gravitational attraction: i.e., it's very tight, uncharted, and unplumbed. Note Nubret's inchoate smirk in the company of gleaming grins, a contrast that suggests a hint of surprise and discomfort. But, hey, steaks and unlimited shrimp cocktails were on "Paco" that evening, and death erases all.