LOL Behind Enemy Lines, with Phil Heath!
Supreme Commander: "Call in the one man who can stop this threat..."
Obedient Lackey: "Who is that sir?"
Supreme Commander: "Some call him 'The Philosopher', others 'The Grapfruit f****', and still others call him 'The Bringer Of The Towel of Lust'."
Obedient Lackey: "You don't mean?..."
Supreme Commander: "Yes, send in Kai Green!"
Obedient Commander: "I shall contact Jimmy Z's immediately!"