Hypothetically, how would the pro's score their sauce?

[indie-lad]

Getting it online is the easiest way. No middleman, total privacy and you get some good shit that works.

[Palpatine Q]

...to be honest, I ain't talking how much or any of that.  I just wonder how they go about getting it, from who, that kinda thing.  Or is there some system the pro's use through an agency which does....at any rate, it seems like a big hassle that could have repercussions.

I don't expect any pros to answer, and those who do use, you can use hypothetical situations. 

from a dealer

why do you guys try and make it so mysterious? 

[Game Time]

from a dealer

why do you guys try and make it so mysterious? 

Let's call this guy back from 2005 and have him answer this for you

[DK II]

Division is right,,,but the problem is that many people abuse it and thats what can lead to medical issues and even death. Just like people do with recreational drugs. That one hit of weed may not kill you,,but if you abuse it and combine it with harder drugs you can damage your body. If you have ever broken a bone or needed pain killers for some kind of injury,,they say to destroy or throw away the pain killers if you dont need them anymore,,but hardly anyone does that and takes them regardless.

Yeah I had a knee surgery and needed some heavy pain killers after that, I would take them during the whole summer that year, even if I was still very fine. My doc would write me a new prescription every time I asked, without even saying a word.

I was drinking heavily that summer too, and on the pain killers... I never even thought about being "addicted" or taking them for the fun, it's just that it was normal to pop them after I did so long after the surgery, and I didn't even realize what I did until a few years later.

I stopped sometime by myself because I enrolled in university that fall and had other things to focus on, but it could have gone bad as well.

[Palpatine Q]

Let's call this guy back from 2005 and have him answer this for you

LOL...I just caught that.

[steamboatwillie]

Hmmm....how do you get it?  They might use 4 times as much as you, so how would you and three of your bros get it?  I bet only your absolute cream of the crop do anything different than we do.  Your Cutlers and Colemans might be picking up as much as they can from a rejuvenation clinic, but I bet even they get their tren, masteron, and other such drugs the same way we do.

[Palpatine Q]

Hmmm....how do you get it?  They might use 4 times as much as you, so how would you and three of your bros get it?  I bet only your absolute cream of the crop do anything different than we do.  Your Cutlers and Colemans might be picking up as much as they can from a rejuvenation clinic, but I bet even they get their tren, masteron, and other such drugs the same way we do.

ExacTly...people want to mystify what the pros take, and how they get it. As If there its a secret source only they know about, and secret drugs too. Sorry.....they take the same stuff we do...only a lot mOre of it.

The reason little twinks make it so mysterious..is they need a way to rationalize why they look like nothingwhen they take a cycle...but someone else blows up

[Cleanest Natural]

Listen to Groink. He knows everything about them roids, used narcotics heavily, but was too moral to touch them roids until a little while back when he took 0.5 mg tren every third week to be 238 lbs at 8%

[BigCyp]

Listen to Groink. He knows everything about them roids, used narcotics heavily, but was too moral to touch them roids until a little while back when he took 0.5 mg tren every third week to be 238 lbs at 8%

Hahaha, are you suggesting that groink is one of few men who can truly understand what it feels like to be a racehorse, sev?

[Oly15]

  Everyone knows that the pros are 100% natural.The  IFBB has a strict zero tolerance drug policy,therefore,it is foolish to think that the pros would risk being caught.After all,they ARE drug tested.

Strong fail

[El Diablo Blanco]

Some, a lot get it from shady Florida doctors.  Others straight from some of the dealers we all know and love.  Others make the pilgramage to Mexico frequently.  At least they did in the good old days

[Cleanest Natural]

Hahaha, are you suggesting that groink is one of few men who can truly understand what it feels like to be a racehorse, sev?

I am saying that trenbolone acetate was synthesized after his birth to level the playing field in the equestrian world.

[Nails]

HULK HOGAN said in court, that he would go into the office at wwf and pick up his Pay check and his Stack of Roids for the month...... Im sure IFBB pros do the same with their Supplement Sponsors

[Palpatine Q]

Listen to Groink. He knows everything about them roids, used narcotics heavily, but was too moral to touch them roids until a little while back when he took 0.5 mg tren every third week to be 238 lbs at 8%

Sev still having a hard time coping I see.

[ChopperRider]

I mean, do they get someone else to pick it up for them?....do they have doctors prescribe the majority of the 'legal' stuff?  Do they buy it themselves?  You'd think that would be risky to say the least, yet you need what you need, right?....hell, Cormier could stop blaming pancakes and jam for his lackluster conditioning and just say the truth..."Damn, yo, I couldn't score the right shit for this contest.  Sorry."

I wonder.  Anybody have any ideas?  Pancakes?

Hypothetically....once the semen dries, with their schmoe money.

[Cleanest Natural]

Sev still having a hard time coping I see.

coping .. a word used by addicts for addicts

[bic_staedtler]

Let's call this guy back from 2005 and have him answer this for you

You rang?

Holy thread necro, Batman. 

Groink, my question back then (not that I give a flying fuck about it now) was not about mysteries or anything like that.  The easy answer is yes, a dealer.  But what if your dealer fucks up?  What if you can't get the right shit?  What if you're travelling around the country or overseas, how do you get it then?...have connections in other countries?  It just seems a lot of work and a lot left to flakey drug dealers.

Chris Cormier was blaming his conditioning for a certain show (maybe the Aussie Pro?) due to fucking PANCAKES.  Yep, pancakes ruined his last minute prep.  I was thinking, "Hmmmm...pancakes?...or how about my connection with some last minute (insert prep drug here)?"  That's what I was getting at. 

With Flex Wheeler talking about all those crazy site injection drugs solely to put finishing touches on a muscle (his calves, in that case), it just seemed strange to me that being able to score the right sauce in the right amounts would be 'easy'.  I can't imagine the fucking hassle it would be to get the various drugs in the amounts that pros use...so when I hear about Victor Martinez (somebody who can't figure out a visa application) fucking up his last minute prep, I'm sure that the quality of his drugs would have a lot to do with it.

You hear all sorts of excuses: pancakes, stress, flu bugs...but you never hear, "Fuck bro, I couldn't find any fucking diurectic at the last minute" which is completely believeable: these are illegal drugs, and it's not like most pros have a shitload of money lying around to be able to afford them (the same ones who won't compete without a supplement sponsor, no less).

I can't say I got my answer then, but I can tell you I don't give a fuck now.  Seven years later and bodybuilding is no better now than it was then, even with Heath at the top of the heap.  Drugs ARE bodybuilding...even though I might not have admitted it to myself then, it's more true today than ever.   

[bic_staedtler]

Some, a lot get it from shady Florida doctors.  Others straight from some of the dealers we all know and love.  Others make the pilgramage to Mexico frequently.  At least they did in the good old days

It seems to me unlikely that even bodybuilders are stupid enough to jeopardize jail for a looooooong time just to smuggle drugs across the border.  But I could be wrong.

[Big Chiro Flex]

...to be honest, I ain't talking how much or any of that.  I just wonder how they go about getting it, from who, that kinda thing.  Or is there some system the pro's use through an agency which does....at any rate, it seems like a big hassle that could have repercussions.

I don't expect any pros to answer, and those who do use, you can use hypothetical situations. 

Hi DEA Agent

[Tito24]

i dont know any better that the pros are natural

[BigCyp]

i dont know any better that the pros are natural

I'm sorry but taking animal pak, creatine and whey is not natural mars! these 'pro's' are experiments!!!!

[littleboyblue]

.... to tell you the truth, I can't even believe what I'm reading here. It sounds like a group of 7th graders posing this question...are you fucking idiots that fucking stupid???  Oh my god.  newsflash cocksucks: the only 'roids available from a doctor are test cyp, anavar/anadrol/halotestin(now called 'androxy')/testim   so, obviously, they get shit from outside the USA and from dealers. as though a doctor would even RX them in the doses they would need, anyway...fucking retarded assholes...you're all a buck o'5, soaking wet, don't even train...and dream all night about sucking thug cock!!!  BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

[BigCyp]

.... to tell you the truth, I can't even believe what I'm reading here. It sounds like a group of 7th graders posing this question...are you fucking idiots that fucking stupid???  Oh my god.  newsflash cocksucks: the only 'roids available from a doctor are test cyp, anavar/anadrol/halotestin(now called 'androxy')/testim   so, obviously, they get shit from outside the USA and from dealers. as though a doctor would even RX them in the doses they would need, anyway...fucking retarded assholes...you're all a buck o'5, soaking wet, don't even train...and dream all night about sucking thug cock!!!  BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Your mom's looking great as usual littlegayblue

[bic_staedtler]

.... to tell you the truth, I can't even believe what I'm reading here. It sounds like a group of 7th graders posing this question...are you fucking idiots that fucking stupid???  Oh my god.  newsflash cocksucks: the only 'roids available from a doctor are test cyp, anavar/anadrol/halotestin(now called 'androxy')/testim   so, obviously, they get shit from outside the USA and from dealers. as though a doctor would even RX them in the doses they would need, anyway...fucking retarded assholes...you're all a buck o'5, soaking wet, don't even train...and dream all night about sucking thug cock!!!  BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

....to tell you the truth, go fuck yourself and your penis-pumping jackhammer of a father who obviously should have worn a condom the night he broke into the funny farm, fucked your swine of a mother who, nine tortuous months later, shat your miserable being into a dumpster the night a wandering band of lecherous child-molesters smelled out your location, raped and raised you to become the absolute nothing you are today.

THAT IS ALL, FUCKBALLS! EAT A BOWL OF FUCK!  

(no but seriously sit down nicely at the table and eat an extra large bowl of fuck you miserable smega-sucking shiteater)

[hangclean]

....to tell you the truth, go fuck yourself and your penis-pumping jackhammer of a father who obviously should have worn a condom the night he broke into the funny farm, fucked your swine of a mother who nine tortuous months later shat your miserable being into a dumpster the night a wandering band of lecherous child-molesters raped and raised you to become the absolute nothing you are today.

THAT IS ALL, FUCKBALLS! EAT A BOWL OF FUCK!  

(no but seriously sit down nicely at the table and eat an extra large bowl of fuck your miserable smega-sucking shiteater)

Laughed for 15 minutes straight after reading this.