Author Topic: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron? (Read 6079 times)

Army of One · « **on:** April 13, 2013, 07:02:10 AM »

I love these fat guys who shave their heads and think they are tough, funniest thing is them being fat shows just how weak they are, they dont move much or exercise, eat too much food and are carrying a load of shit round with no extra muscle to help.Delusion at its highest level.Always fear the skinny guy more.The shaved head part is funniest, its like they know they look like shit with hair, cant get any women so why not go for the "tough guy" look, monster delusion!

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM »

Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

Tedim · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:06:34 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:02:10 AM

I love these fat guys who shave their heads.

FAG!!!!

Army of One · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:06:47 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM

Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

At least it looks like you semi lift, Im talking about the typical fat guy with shaved head and 13inch arms.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:07:19 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM

Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

are you bald and fat chaos?

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:07:36 AM »

Quote from: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:06:34 AM

FAG!!!!

There is always Weight watchers/Hair plugs, Tedim, All is not lost.

Tedim · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:08:51 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:07:36 AM

There is always Weight watchers/Hair plugs, Tedim, All is not lost.

When I want lip from you, you'll know......I'll jiggle my zipper. (No homo)

ukjeff · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:09:22 AM »

This guy wasted a few great bodied fighters.

Bam-bam · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:10:28 AM »

the gold standard of pussy slaying physique and totall badassery right here

Bam-bam · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:11:35 AM »

lots of fat bald dudes getting undercovered in this thread

dj181 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:13:51 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM

Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

lol

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:16:22 AM »

Quote from: Bam-bam on April 13, 2013, 07:11:35 AM

lots of fat bald dudes getting undercovered in this thread

Yes, tedim outed himself accidently in quite dramatic fashion

Tedim · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:18:44 AM »

Oh I'm a huge beast... You can hide sammich's in my tit flaps...I piss butter.

Army of One · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:21:18 AM »

Quote from: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:18:44 AM

Oh I'm a huge beast... You can hide sammich's in my tit flaps...I piss butter.

Do you know Cswol?

HTexan · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:22:03 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM

Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

Tedim · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:25:45 AM »

Army on one getting that beat down while his bitch watched....

Henda · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:39:08 AM »

Yes know plenty of that type. Fat, baldy, liftin tatoos and walk around like they are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet thinking they look intimidating.

Stark · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:40:27 AM »

Size means fuck all when it comes to being tough I have seen huge fat guys that were tough as shit, I kicked a huge skinhead in the nuts once and he didn't go down and nearly killed me after it he literally kicked me around until the cops arrived, than I remember a black Brazilian guy by the name of jhonny he was tiny but I saw him once crawl underneath a bouncers legs in a split second and gouging one of his eyes out nobody would fuck with that guy.

Tedim · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:48:10 AM »

We had a kid McFarland in our platoon he was 5'2" at best, in boots... On long road marches 10 mile + we had to carry his gear cause those short stubby legs had to take 2 steps for everyone of mine. BUT say shit to him and you had a fight, little shit wouldn't give up......always liked him always the happy sort.

local hero · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:54:51 AM »

ive had the same 'type' tell me they used to squat 700 odd pounds and bench 4 or 5 plates on there sporadic gym visits... strangely enough these lifts are never witnessed by anyone

Tedim · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:56:21 AM »

I was at a bar in NYC I was 19 and was 225 6' strong, got drunk and stupid..... A short skinny guy bumped into me (5'6" 160 maybe)and I swung, hit him straight in the face thought I caved his skull in. Actually remember being worried that I broke his face, next morning I had two shut eyes chipped tooth and couldn't open my jaw.

dj181 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:59:33 AM »

147 @ 6'1"

jodsy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:25:41 AM »

Quote from: chaos on April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM

Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

he definitely seems to have hurt feelings

MAXX · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:26:49 AM »

worse than guys with muscles who think they are tough?

SF1900 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:35:33 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on April 13, 2013, 08:26:49 AM

worse than guys with muscles who think they are tough?

Nope, because at least guys with muscle put work in the gym. They have something to show for it.

Author Topic: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron? (Read 6079 times)

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