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Today - I got a hand job at a massage parlor
« on: April 18, 2013, 02:01:52 PM »
How was your day? Mine was great, got an awesome hand job at a massage parlor, blew the load on her shirt as a tip.

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TigerStripes

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asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 04:47:39 PM »
I've never been to one in the US.

How much does full service cost? How do you go about asking them for it? Since its illegal I assume you gotta speak in code or be subtle, or can you just ask them how much for a fuck? How does it compare to the places overseas? Same kind of service?

Give me the info.

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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 04:58:28 PM »
Quote from: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 04:47:39 PM
I've never been to one in the US.

How much does full service cost? How do you go about asking them for it? Since its illegal I assume you gotta speak in code or be subtle, or can you just ask them how much for a fuck? How does it compare to the places overseas? Same kind of service?

Give me the info.



There was one not far from where I live that was closed down a few years ago.  I think it was called Fuji Spa.
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 05:18:11 PM »
Fellas are afraid to speak up on this......

Typical sissy politically correct Americanos.
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Tedim

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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 05:20:43 PM »
Sorry no useful knowledge on professional whoredom usage  ;D
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 05:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on April 18, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Sorry no useful knowledge on professional whoredom usage  ;D

Well then you are useless.

Fuck off punk.
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 05:26:35 PM »
Quote from: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 05:22:27 PM
Well then you are useless.

Fuck off punk.

Suck it bitch.  :o
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TigerStripes

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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 05:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Tedim on April 18, 2013, 05:26:35 PM
Suck it bitch.  :o

You a can talk to your mom like that but I'm not gonna be doing none of that.

Tell your mom to clean out her pussy and give herself an enema, cuz I'm coming into town.
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 05:36:58 PM »
Pretty sure there are websites that review massage parlors, I'm sure with about 5 minutes of effort you could find one.

Best to find one of those before wasting time/money figuring it out for yourself.
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 05:43:14 PM »
Pm me for all the knowledge you'll ever need
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2013, 05:44:20 PM »
Quote from: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 05:34:02 PM
You a can talk to your mom like that but I'm not gonna be doing none of that.

Tell your mom to clean out her pussy and give herself an enema, cuz I'm coming into town.

"You a can talk" you can a retard... And if I were you I'd worry about your mothers hernia rupturing during the weekly donkey show, and less about which black dildo my Mom is going to stretch you out with.

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Re: Today
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2013, 05:55:52 PM »
Quote from: Big N on April 18, 2013, 02:01:52 PM
How was your day? Mine was great, got an awesome hand job at a massage parlor, blew the load on her shirt as a tip.

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YOU ARE UP THERE WITH ANABOLICHALO!
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Re: Today
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2013, 06:36:15 PM »
how does this happen... must have been a cheap ass massage parlor
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Re: Today
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2013, 06:42:45 PM »
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???
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Re: Today
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2013, 06:44:45 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on April 18, 2013, 06:42:45 PM
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???
Exactly. Maybe just a tip is all.
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2013, 06:52:15 PM »

PM 'Big N' - starting to sound like he's a pro in this department  ;D
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2013, 07:17:50 PM »
Quote from: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 04:47:39 PM
I've never been to one in the US.

How much does full service cost? How do you go about asking them for it? Since its illegal I assume you gotta speak in code or be subtle, or can you just ask them how much for a fuck? How does it compare to the places overseas? Same kind of service?

Give me the info.



why dont you just go to trannyland, risk your name in a newspaper in the states, when they close the pussy parlor down and collect names?
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2013, 07:18:52 PM »
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2013, 07:40:31 PM »
Quote from: G_Thang on April 18, 2013, 07:17:50 PM
why dont you just go to trannyland, risk your name in a newspaper in the states, when they close the pussy parlor down and collect names?

Which trannyland are you talking about? Brazil? Thailand?

Indeed, getting busted by the bacon is the main reason why I never went into one before.
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Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2013, 07:44:26 PM »
Midtown NYC is filled with spots...60 for full release (hands)
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Re: Today
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2013, 07:48:27 PM »
Hope your mom washes her shirt before she goes back in tomorrow  ;D
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Re: Today
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2013, 07:57:30 PM »
Well I didn't.
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Re: Today
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2013, 08:02:12 PM »
Quote from: BikiniSlut on April 18, 2013, 06:42:45 PM
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???

I'd be disappointed if all I got was a handie... That's a let down.
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Re: Today
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2013, 08:08:38 PM »
Down in San Jose getting ready for Saturday's action. Great card.   
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Re: Today
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2013, 09:29:53 PM »
  Saturday is indeed a great MMA Card, Tommy.
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