Once again - did the EXACT same thing!
But none of you guys will top this...
One time, a girl was all over me at a club... and telling me she wants me to come home with her afterwards... and I say (TRUE STORY).... "Sorry, I'm leaving now, I have to do squats in the morning!" - And sure enough, I did squats the next morning with none other than Doug Miller!
I went to a club with a then Mr. New Jersey back in the early 80's. He didn't bring tuna cans or protein shakes but he would bring beer. Bottles of beer in his pockets and in his coat. We were drinking Heineken enjoying our self when we suddenly realized they didn't serve Heineken.
I was standing by the dance floor grooving to the music watching the girls dance. I was shoved from behind. I thought it's just crowded no harm. Then a second shove. Then a third. I turned around and a guy blew a kiss at me with a look what the fuck are you going to do about it. I clocked him four times flush in the face. I think the first one he was out on his feet because he was just frozen until he fell.
This was a huge club. I saw all the bouncers and bar tenders coming my way. I blended in the crowd and went right out the door. I thought they were on my tail but no one was following me. I sat in my car with the engine running with the car in gear.
Thirty to forty minutes passed. Finally my buddy Mr. New Jersey comes out. He said, "Where were you? There was a great fight by the dance floor. One guy was ko'ed. His friends picked up the guy and a big group was searching the club looking for the guy." I told him thanks for the back up and we left for another club. The next day a girl I knew saw the whole thing and said I was cruel. I told her, " I guess you didn't see him shoving me while my back was turned."
