Are you saying you're the kind of guy who walks down a Thailand street sniffing the crotch of every whore you come across, and when you catch an "unmistakable" scent of cock you shout "I'VE STRUCK GOLD!" and blow them on the spot. Gayer than tipping a whore. 
Hahah, what I'm saying, bodyoflard, is that on my last vacation to Thailand I clamped down on more meaty foreskins than all of the rabid rabbis fervently upholding God's will with their molars in recorded history.
