Let's meet our new Anchor. Scratch that.

[dr.chimps]

News anchor drops F-bomb in his first minute of broadcast. He did not recover. 

[Clavins Dad]

"I'm used to um a being from the East Coast"

"Welcome aboard A.J.  So far."

[Purge_WTF]

Still can't beat these. (NSFW.)

[Mr Nobody]

I thought Walter Cronkite would get the position.

[OTHstrong]

News anchor drops F-bomb in his first minute of broadcast. He did not recover. 

fired

[OneMoreRep]

Still can't beat these. (NSFW.)

Classic!

"1"

[Kahn.N.Singh]

News anchor drops F-bomb in his first minute of broadcast. He did not recover.  

It's tough enough being a colorful Nuyorican in the flat lands of North Dakota, but having to pronounce the name of an Ethiopian marathoner (Tsegaye Kebede) was a black swan this poor muchacho couldn't have seen coming ("F'n sht"!!).