I know a lot of people. So does Grant. So does Guy. I live in Hollywood. Relax.
Well if it's true, good for you.
Over the years I have met hundreds of guys who lie about this kind of stuff though. And usually they also claim to be badass ex-military. You definitely fit the description.
There used to be a guy on here named benchmaster who was just like that. He portrayed himself as a special forces, black belt, celebrity connected, alpha male. Turns out a lot of it was bullshit.
Let's see some pics to prove it.