Author Topic: Question... please help me getbiggers. (Read 2895 times)

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **on:** April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM »

How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

Thanks.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #1 on:** April 24, 2013, 06:15:35 PM »

This brother was broke...

Psychopath · « **Reply #2 on:** April 24, 2013, 06:19:38 PM »

I wish there was a vampire pill i could take. Fuck, i love vampires.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2013, 06:21:35 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM

How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

Thanks.

They sell blood for money.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2013, 06:25:50 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM

How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

Thanks.

Hundreds of years to gather wealth

POB · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:33:49 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on April 24, 2013, 06:25:50 PM

Hundreds of years to gather wealth

Lol, lots of years to,dollar cost avg

sync pulse · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2013, 01:09:46 AM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM

How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

Thanks.

Vampires are European noble men...with serfs to harvest blood from.

booty · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2013, 01:16:30 AM »

Vampires have the ability to get inside a living persons mind. Hence they would be able to take and have whatever they want/desire.

BigCyp · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:03:05 AM »

If Wiggs was a vampire I don't think he'd be rich, but he'd have a massive post count

dj181 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:25:10 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on April 25, 2013, 02:03:05 AM

If Wiggs was a vampire I don't think he'd be rich, but he'd have a massive post count

Parker · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:34:58 AM »

there was a good vampire movie, where all the humans had been "harvested", so they had to figure a way to restock---or turn vampires back into humans...

Papper · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:50:26 AM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM

How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

Thanks.

yes there are.

Let the Right One In (2008)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139797

Midnight Son (2011)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068961/

Seen both, didn't like Midnight Son but the Swedish original movie of "Let the Right One In" is very good. Can't speak for the US version.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:26:46 AM »

As if you're going to exsanguinate some poor schlub and then not check his wallet.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:37:06 AM »

There was a great thread years ago detailing a Marxist hierarchy of all the monsters from the Vampires down to the werewolves and then the zombies. Really clever stuff.

dj181 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:40:48 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on April 25, 2013, 03:37:06 AM

There was a great thread years ago detailing a Marxist hierarchy of all the monsters from the Vampires down to the werewolves and then the zombies. Really clever stuff.

was it similar to Floyd's expression of dogs, pigs, and sheep?

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:45:28 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 06:21:35 PM

They sell blood for money.

Is there a Jewish reference somewhere in there?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:44:46 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on April 25, 2013, 04:45:28 AM

Is there a Jewish reference somewhere in there?

I'm not Jewish, not sure.

dj181 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:55:14 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 05:44:46 AM

I'm not Jewish, not sure.

are you a dog, pig, or sheep?

"you better stay home and do as you're told
get outta the road if ya wanna grow old" -Roger Waters

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2013, 08:56:07 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on April 25, 2013, 05:55:14 AM

are you a dog, pig, or sheep?

"you better stay home and do as you're told
get outta the road if ya wanna grow old" -Roger Waters

I am a pig according to the Chinese Zodiac.

Tito24 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2013, 08:57:19 AM »

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2013, 09:03:22 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on April 25, 2013, 08:57:19 AM

That guy will probably pay them for sex and leave mars, he got lucky.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2013, 09:19:10 AM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM

How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

Thanks.

They have a lot longer existance than a mere mortal, and some are also able to manipulate the minds.

If you could live for that long, and manipulate others minds, imagine yourself what you could do.

It all depends on your powers though, if you are a vampire that can only turn to mist, you'd have to make a career out of robbing banks ( stores.

THE BROKE VAMPIRE