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[EH]

 

[Kwon_2]

THE BEEF

[Roger Bacon]

THE BEEF

x2

[Schnauzer]

How many had HIV?

[TigerStripes]

Good job man. I sometimes bang a craigslist slut. Maybe I'll switch over to that one though. Is it free?

[Roger Bacon]

Good job man. I sometimes bang a craigslist slut. Maybe I'll switch over to that one though. Is it free?

All I ever see on the craiglist is fat ugly girls and black ladies.

[el numero uno]

pics or didn't happen

[TigerStripes]

All I ever see on the craiglist is fat ugly girls and black ladies.

I banged this cowgirl wearing a cowboy hat recently off cl.

She was thick, but in all the right places.

I'm out in the sticks, I'm not living in a city anymore. You gotta take whatever you can get your hands on out here.

[240 is Back]

what was their ages?  

My guess is, late 20s, early 30s?  

Many girls get very very desperate at that age... figuring they'll blow your mind and you'll want to be with them forever.

Or they just like dick.

or, because you are in decent shape, you're not a fat skinnytwink like 95% of idiot dudes out there.  

Are you vasectomied?  

[BikiniSlut]

Let's see their profiles.

[Roger Bacon]

I banged this cowgirl wearing a cowboy hat recently off cl.

She was thick, but in all the right places.

I'm out in the sticks, I'm not living in a city anymore. You gotta take whatever you can get your hands on out here.

Good for you bro, sounds like my kind of lady!

[quadzilla456]

just thought i'd share


1 of the girls is actually a gf of.. shit 3 months?.. 4?... anyways... so she doesn't entirely count.


what the fuck is with the morality of these women?

2 women were business owners (cake design and dance studio owner)

1 is a bank manager

1 is a mother of 3 who works in retail (drives a nice turbo diesel f250 4dr with a 8" lift on 35's. lol)

1 is a single mother regional manager of Starbucks.

1 manages her family biz (restaurants)

1 is a single mother who doesn't do shit.

(bank manager is actually the gf)

but the others.... wtf... i'm not an ugly guy, i'm kinda handsome.. I have a good job.. 6ft tall 210lbs with abs and arms/delts, ect... but wtf are they thinking fucking some guy they met on the internet the first time they meet me??!! 

where did these women's parents go wrong? I remember when you had to actually SEE a girl in the store... or in public.. approach her and ask for her phone number of if she'd like to grab lunch.... now with the internet, i'm skeptical of all these women. I mean, i'm good looking compared to most the guys on POF and I can hold a conversation, but that is all they need to deepthroat a guy on the first date now days?

Hi Bouncer

[el numero uno]

what was their ages?  

My guess is, late 20s, early 30s?  

Many girls get very very desperate at that age... figuring they'll blow your mind and you'll want to be with them forever.

Or they just like dick.

or, because you are in decent shape, you're not a fat skinnytwink like 95% of idiot dudes out there.  

Are you vasectomied?  

serious question, what if they're older than 30  they aren't looking for a partner anymore?

[TigerStripes]

what was their ages?  

My guess is, late 20s, early 30s?  

Many girls get very very desperate at that age... figuring they'll blow your mind and you'll want to be with them forever.

Or they just like dick.

or, because you are in decent shape, you're not a fat skinnytwink like 95% of idiot dudes out there.  

Are you vasectomied?  

34

She just wanted the shlong. And she wanted to see the small farm I own.

Those cowgirls will drop their pants for you quick if you are living on some awesome land with animals and crops. Same with hippie girls.

[240 is Back]

serious question, what if they're older than 30  they aren't looking for a partner anymore?

They always are.  Maybe they're in  a jaded phase, they just got dumped and thye're trying to prove they just want sex.  Lucky guy lol.

But my guess - from playing bars full of 35 to 45 year old ladies all the time - is that almost every woman wants a successful man with his shit together that they can be proud of.  They crave loyalty in the same way most guys crave new ass.  It's almost like some cruel irony that people are built this way.  Women want a guy to worship them... guys want to be worshipped by every girl in the bar.  There are exceptions, that's just what i see in the clubs.  so predictable.

[TigerStripes]

They always are.  Maybe they're in  a jaded phase, they just got dumped and thye're trying to prove they just want sex.  Lucky guy lol.

But my guess - from playing bars full of 35 to 45 year old ladies all the time - is that almost every woman wants a successful man with his shit together that they can be proud of.  They crave loyalty in the same way most guys crave new ass.  It's almost like some cruel irony that people are built this way.  Women want a guy to worship them... guys want to be worshipped by every girl in the bar.  There are exceptions, that's just what i see in the clubs.  so predictable.

Totally true.

After age 35. The women don't care about how you look as much. They care much more about how stable and successful you are, how your personality is, if you are interesting to talk with, what social status you are.

In the 20s, they are just all about who looks good and who is fun and popular. Much more simple.

[el numero uno]

They always are.  Maybe they're in  a jaded phase, they just got dumped and thye're trying to prove they just want sex.  Lucky guy lol.

But my guess - from playing bars full of 35 to 45 year old ladies all the time - is that almost every woman wants a successful man with his shit together that they can be proud of.  They crave loyalty in the same way most guys crave new ass.  It's almost like some cruel irony that people are built this way.  Women want a guy to worship them... guys want to be worshipped by every girl in the bar.  There are exceptions, that's just what i see in the clubs.  so predictable.

I'm 24 and from what I've seen girls of my age don't care if the guy has a career or a good job, they just want a good looking guy that won't take them too seriously. BTW you have a band? cool man.

[el numero uno]

Totally true.

After age 35. The women don't care about how you look as much. They care much more about how stable and successful you are, how your personality is, if you are interesting to talk with, what social status you are.

In the 20s, they are just all about who looks good and who is fun and popular. Much more simple.

I was typing my previous post while you posted this, I agree 100%.

[240 is Back]

I'm 24 and from what I've seen girls of my age don't care if the guy has a career or a good job, they just want a good looking guy that won't take them too seriously. BTW you have a band? cool man.

At 27 or 28, that'll change FAST.   The little clock in their head goes off.  I've seen it a zillion times.  young girls, with the hottest guy, having a blast.  Whoever they're dating the minute they turn 27 is "the ONE".  They'll get hitched to any guy, even the wrong one, because they NEED a baby.  They'll stick it out til the kid(s) is in kindergarten and be back in the dating scene at age 33-35, a changed woman.

Very few 30 year old girls in the club.   They have their toddlers then.  It's almost a science.  I know SO many 25 year old girls, I tell them about the bio clock... and they come to me when they turn 27/28 and admit it's killing them.

And yes, at 35, a girl doesn't care if a guy is bald or has a little belly.  If he's nice, doesn't do drugs, won't bang her friends, makes at least 20k a year, and is safe with her kids, he is IN.

I play with like 3-4 different bands, hired gun.  bass & guitar whenever I want to play.  Most musicians are total dogs.  I seriously turn down sex on a regular basis (unbelievable I know lol).  Married and really, it's not worth the drama for a quickie in the truck.  I'm a rarity in the bar scene (decent shape, guitar/sing at 36) and I don't hit any of them.   most guys in bands age terribly or very well... terribly if drugs are a problem... very well because they never have kids or just don't take care of theirs.  You can always tell the balding guys - they either take care of their kids, or they work out.  Rare is the full head of hair at 37 if you have kids and train.  You'll have it at 35.  Not 37

[240 is Back]

Can you help me out and please bang my co-worker? This chick will not leave me alone and I have done everything i can to discourage her aside from being nasty to her which is not my style...I even tried throwing myself into the friend zone but she will not be deterred.. she's 41, 5'2" with a slug body..nice person but she reeks of desperation..I'll even consider paying..

if you bang her, she will tell EVERYONE.  You're a trophy now.  You cannot do it.  You'll be known as the Slug-banger.  ya can't scoot to her level.  hitting her hot friend is best idea, and never be alone with her, in a situation where she could make accusations.  Or better yet, get dirt on her so she never crosses you.  #cantTrustEm

[Costanza]

At 27 or 28, that'll change FAST.   The little clock in their head goes off.  I've seen it a zillion times.  young girls, with the hottest guy, having a blast.  Whoever they're dating the minute they turn 27 is "the ONE".  They'll get hitched to any guy, even the wrong one, because they NEED a baby.  They'll stick it out til the kid(s) is in kindergarten and be back in the dating scene at age 33-35, a changed woman.

Very few 30 year old girls in the club.   They have their toddlers then.  It's almost a science.  I know SO many 25 year old girls, I tell them about the bio clock... and they come to me when they turn 27/28 and admit it's killing them.

And yes, at 35, a girl doesn't care if a guy is bald or has a little belly.  If he's nice, doesn't do drugs, won't bang her friends, makes at least 20k a year, and is safe with her kids, he is IN.

Very likely to be post of the year. 100% spot on.

[Roger Bacon]

if you bang her, she will tell EVERYONE.  You're a trophy now.  You cannot do it.  You'll be known as the Slug-banger.  ya can't scoot to her level.  hitting her hot friend is best idea, and never be alone with her, in a situation where she could make accusations.  Or better yet, get dirt on her so she never crosses you.  #cantTrustEm

 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Totally true.

After age 35. The women don't care about how you look as much. They care much more about how stable and successful you are, how your personality is, if you are interesting to talk with, what social status you are.

In the 20s, they are just all about who looks good and who is fun and popular. Much more simple.

True but there's tons of chicks out there at that age who are completely intimidated by successful dudes.

[el numero uno]

At 27 or 28, that'll change FAST.   The little clock in their head goes off.  I've seen it a zillion times.  young girls, with the hottest guy, having a blast.  Whoever they're dating the minute they turn 27 is "the ONE".  They'll get hitched to any guy, even the wrong one, because they NEED a baby.  They'll stick it out til the kid(s) is in kindergarten and be back in the dating scene at age 33-35, a changed woman.

Very few 30 year old girls in the club.   They have their toddlers then.  It's almost a science.  I know SO many 25 year old girls, I tell them about the bio clock... and they come to me when they turn 27/28 and admit it's killing them.

And yes, at 35, a girl doesn't care if a guy is bald or has a little belly.  If he's nice, doesn't do drugs, won't bang her friends, makes at least 20k a year, and is safe with her kids, he is IN.

I play with like 3-4 different bands, hired gun.  bass & guitar whenever I want to play.  Most musicians are total dogs.  I seriously turn down sex on a regular basis (unbelievable I know lol).  Married and really, it's not worth the drama for a quickie in the truck.  I'm a rarity in the bar scene (decent shape, guitar/sing at 36) and I don't hit any of them.   most guys in bands age terribly or very well... terribly if drugs are a problem... very well because they never have kids or just don't take care of theirs.  You can always tell the balding guys - they either take care of their kids, or they work out.  Rare is the full head of hair at 37 if you have kids and train.  You'll have it at 35.  Not 37

Great post man

[240 is Back]

Men, use it to your advantage.  

To date girls age 21-26, be the wild and crazy fun guy, NEVER put your heart in it and you do great.  
To date girls age 27-30, talk about how you're ready to have a family and settle down, tired of the scene, just looking for someone sweet who is a freak in the bed. Use a condom, she might not.
To date girls age 31-35, you're the quickie rebound from her guy leaving, toddlers in the next room, messy time to probably avoid.  hormone city.
To date girls age 35+, just have your shit together and be very honest, very up front.  They'll smell your bullshit.  Just say "i want to get laid" and you will.  

Avoid all girls 18-20.  Lazy fish in bed, thinks they're the shit, and drama too much.