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Taking a dump, the great equalizer
« on: April 28, 2013, 10:26:13 AM »
Every time I start to think that I am invincible. I have to go sit on the toilet and drop a foul smelling pile of shit out my ass. It makes me realize that I am nothing more than an animal.

Everyone does it, from kings and world leaders, to the lowest people on earth. It is an incredibly humbling experience.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2013, 10:28:21 AM »
great post

taking a dump brings us all together
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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2013, 10:29:08 AM »
Every time I start to think that I am invincible. I have to go sit on the toilet and drop a foul smelling pile of shit out my ass. It makes me realize that I am nothing more than an animal.

Everyone does it, from kings and world leaders, to the lowest people on earth. It is an incredibly humbling experience.
And this was one of the guys who says my posts suck  :-X

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2013, 10:32:26 AM »
And this was one of the guys who says my posts suck  :-X

Are you ready for your ass beating yet?

I've got a full tank of gas in my car, I'll drive over there right now.

Also, never post in one of my threads ever again. You are noteworthy to post in my thread about shit.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2013, 10:33:37 AM »
Are you ready for you was beating yet?

I've got a full tank of gas in my car, I'll drive over there right now.

Also, never post in one of my threads ever again. You are noteworthy to post in my thread about shit.

careful shizzo answers the door with a loaded shotgun
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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2013, 10:35:10 AM »
very profound realization

i too find that the darkest moments are while taking a dump


it's when you ponder about suicide and all that stuff

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2013, 10:35:32 AM »
careful shizzo answers the door with a loaded shotgun

I actually do the same thing, but it's not a shotgun, it's a high powered rifle.

Lots of scumbags creeping around in the woods near my house.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2013, 10:36:56 AM »
I actually do the same thing, but it's not a shotgun, it's a high powered rifle.

Lots of scumbags creeping around in the woods near my house.

you ever let a few rounds off chief
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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2013, 10:37:26 AM »
Is it gay if you are reading a bodybuilding site with contest pictures at the moment your sphincter has reached it's greatest circumference ?

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2013, 10:38:23 AM »
Is it gay if you are reading a bodybuilding site with contest pictures at the moment your sphincter has reached it's greatest circumference ?

only if you are using a ugandan sailor as your toilet
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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2013, 10:41:14 AM »
you ever let a few rounds off chief

I have fired a few warning shots in the past.

I'm about to fence off the whole property and get a couple giant schnauzer dogs. That'll keep people away.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2013, 10:42:12 AM »
I have fired a few warning shots in the past.

I'm about to fence off the whole property and get a couple giant schnauzer dogs. That'll keep people away.
lol


get hyenas or soemthing exotic

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2013, 10:43:45 AM »
Good thread,

With scientific advancement immortality may become a possibility.  No amount of science is going make people quit shitting.   :o

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2013, 10:44:01 AM »
Just took one.  I think I shit out a kegs worth of beer.
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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2013, 10:45:41 AM »
Two great quotes by Ernest Becker:

"Excreting is the curse that threatens madness because it shows man his abject finitude, his physicalness, the likely unreality of his hopes and dreams. But even more immediately, it represents man's utter bafflement at the sheer non-sense of creation: to fashion the sublime miracle of the human face, the mysterium tremendum of radiant feminine beauty, the veritable goddesses that beautiful women are; to bring this all out of nothing, out of the void, and make it shine in noonday; to take such a miracle and put miracles again within it, deep in the mystery of eyes that peer out — the eye that gave even the dry Darwin a chill; to do all this, and to combine it with an anus that shits! It is too much. Nature mocks us, and poets live in torture."

"Man is out of nature and hopelessly in it; he is dual, up in the stars and yet housed in a heart-pumping, breath-gasping body that once belonged to a fish and still carries the gill-marks to prove it. His body is a material fleshy casing that is alien to him in many ways—the strangest and most repugnant way being that it aches and bleeds and will decay and die. Man is literally split in two: he has an awareness of his own splendid uniqueness in that he sticks out of nature with atowering majesty, and yet he goes back into the ground a few feet in order blindly and dumbly to rot and disappear forever.”
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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2013, 10:53:44 AM »
Some good shit in this thread.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2013, 11:05:21 AM »
booty is instictively drawn to this thread

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2013, 12:32:22 PM »
Nah: the rich can purchase and consume speckles of gold, diamond powder, and miniature pearls and thus shit out glittery, iridescent, pearlescent, investment-grade doo doo spackle -- hardly equalizing.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2013, 12:36:28 PM »
Nah: the rich can purchase and consume speckles of gold, diamond powder, and miniature pearls and thus shit out glittery, iridescent, pearlescent, investment-grade doo doo spackle -- hardly equalizing.
Somehow "the corn" has to fit into all of this.

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2013, 12:48:51 PM »
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Re: Taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2013, 12:50:08 PM »
Quote
Everyone does it,
No they dont.

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Re: Taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2013, 12:51:00 PM »
as a kid it would often happen to me that i was in the woods and had to take a huge shit


and so no toilet nearby

forced to shit in the woods like an animal


it would spoil my whole day, since no toilet paper and greasy wet orange shits

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Re: taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2013, 12:52:46 PM »
very profound realization

i too find that the darkest moments are while taking a dump


it's when you ponder about suicide and all that stuff
I ponder about christians and lions because I care about endangered species.
kitteh gotta eat

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Re: Taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2013, 01:57:03 PM »
I am a big fan of Metamucil (orange flavor).

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Re: Taking a dump, the great equalizer
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2013, 02:29:46 PM »
Every time I start to think that I am invincible. I have to go sit on the toilet and drop a foul smelling pile of shit out my ass. It makes me realize that I am nothing more than an animal.

Everyone does it, from kings and world leaders, to the lowest people on earth. It is an incredibly humbling experience.

Sounds like you leave a few tiger stripes on the toilet bowl.
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