Author Topic: prime coleman armed with an olympic barbell vs angry juiced up pitbull  (Read 921 times)

anabolichalo

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in a fight to the death

what happens

who wins

FitnessFrenzy

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pitbull. Coleman has to kill it with the first shot with the barbell. If not, the pitbull will go straight for his throat.

anabolichalo

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pitbull. Coleman has to kill it with the first shot with the barbell. If not, the pitbull will go straight for his throat.
would pit bull not be intimidated by such a huge gorilla and maybe freeze in fear

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Neither , Ronnie coleman brutalizes pitbull by hitting him on the head with barbell in one shot but tires after so he must eat the dog for depleted glycogen stores of such rough activity as dog was carbing up pre contest for fight with coleman. However no one uses legit kigtropin or quality cook/pharm grade anabolics on dogs only use CHEAPEST of ugl and in high dosages, Ronnie tears apart the dog...eats it and absorbs all the toxins giving his liver/kidneys/heart the final push into the friend zone, dies of andreas munzer causes clinically known as "Everything exploding lol". So perhaps technically he is the winner....but in the end only the barbell remains.


Winner: Barbell

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They both realize that each one is an alpha, and they go home and eat steaks covered in Master's Choice BBQ Sauce.
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