Author Topic: when is masturtabing too much? (Read 7396 times)

kh300 · « **Reply #50 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:20:41 PM »

First you jerk off to some chick you want to fuck but you lack the balls to do so. then you turn on the tv. then you turn on the computer and look at some soft core pictures, then you look at some hardcore stuff, then you start looking at videos. Then you wonder why you can't remember the last time you got laid.

Your having girl problems? 95% chance is because you are nothing but a masterbater.

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #51 on:** April 29, 2013, 08:14:24 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on April 29, 2013, 07:20:41 PM

First you jerk off to some chick you want to fuck but you lack the balls to do so. then you turn on the tv. then you turn on the computer and look at some soft core pictures, then you look at some hardcore stuff, then you start looking at videos. Then you wonder why you can't remember the last time you got laid.

Your having girl problems? 95% chance is because you are nothing but a masterbater.

BOOM!

Primemuscle · « **Reply #52 on:** April 29, 2013, 08:40:32 PM »

When I was a teenager, I jacked off so often that my mom told me I would wear it out. It seems she knew what she was talking about.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #53 on:** April 30, 2013, 05:48:15 AM »

since i started my HRT about 2 weeks ago im back to stroking it once a day, it seems like i get really drained n tired after i jack off these days. i think its great stress relief n it keeps the prostate healthier when u jack off every day

Parker · « **Reply #54 on:** April 30, 2013, 06:03:22 AM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on April 30, 2013, 05:48:15 AM

since i started my HRT about 2 weeks ago im back to stroking it once a day, it seems like i get really drained n tired after i jack off these days. i think its great stress relief n it keeps the prostate healthier when u jack off every day

Jacking "drains" your spiritual energy...
Think about it, afterwards you lay around dont do "jack", except jack...
Then you realize that you could have done this and this, and this.

Quote from: kh300 on April 29, 2013, 07:20:41 PM

First you jerk off to some chick you want to fuck but you lack the balls to do so. then you turn on the tv. then you turn on the computer and look at some soft core pictures, then you look at some hardcore stuff, then you start looking at videos. Then you wonder why you can't remember the last time you got laid.

Your having girl problems? 95% chance is because you are nothing but a masterbater.

exactly, x 1 Mil-Juan.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #55 on:** April 30, 2013, 07:20:50 AM »

Quote from: Parker on April 30, 2013, 06:03:22 AM

Jacking "drains" your spiritual energy...
Think about it, afterwards you lay around dont do "jack", except jack...
Then you realize that you could have done this and this, and this.exactly, x 1 Mil-Juan.

If God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have given us hands.

BigCyp · « **Reply #56 on:** April 30, 2013, 07:59:59 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on April 30, 2013, 07:20:50 AM

If God didn't want us to masturbate he wouldn't have given us hands.

That's like saying if Nike didn't want black people to sell drugs, they wouldn't have made pockets?

gracie bjj · « **Reply #57 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:09:06 AM »

i started jerkin off at the age of 8 n it was really great, sounds like the beginning of a potential rap song. me n my freinds would steal a porn mag from one of r fathers desk or closets n we would all sit around and stroke away. i remember at that age it was just really about getting the hand/cock coordination n learning the stroking motion. those where the days

BigCyp · « **Reply #58 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:09:56 AM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on April 30, 2013, 08:09:06 AM

i started jerkin off at the age of 8 n it was really great, sounds like the beginning of a potential rap song. me n my freinds would steal a porn mag from one of r fathers desk or closets n we would all sit around and stroke away. i remember at that age it was just really about getting the hand/cock coordination n learning the stroking motion. those where the days

Was one of them called flinstones?

gracie bjj · « **Reply #59 on:** April 30, 2013, 08:14:13 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on April 30, 2013, 08:09:56 AM

Was one of them called flinstones?

yes

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #60 on:** April 30, 2013, 09:14:25 AM »

First time I did was around 10 I spent the night with a friend I got up to piss in the middle of the night his mom was in the bathroom standing at the sink naked. I went back and jacked off.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #61 on:** April 30, 2013, 10:56:15 AM »

Quote from: kh300 on April 29, 2013, 07:20:41 PM

First you jerk off to some chick you want to fuck but you lack the balls to do so. then you turn on the tv. then you turn on the computer and look at some soft core pictures, then you look at some hardcore stuff, then you start looking at videos. Then you wonder why you can't remember the last time you got laid.

Your having girl problems? 95% chance is because you are nothing but a masterbater.

Haha - kh300 soon to be giving lectures at universities world wide.

Primemuscle · « **Reply #62 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:10:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on April 30, 2013, 09:14:25 AM

First time I did was around 10 I spent the night with a friend I got up to piss in the middle of the night his mom was in the bathroom standing at the sink naked. I went back and jacked off.

You were a dirty little man!

arce1988 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:11:15 PM »

What are every one's personal record?

anabolichalo · « **Reply #64 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:21:15 PM »

finasteride helps to kick masturbation addiction

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2013, 01:57:46 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on April 30, 2013, 01:11:15 PM

What are every one's personal record?

8 chicks in one night at a sex party when I was London for a week. I was jacked on E, coke and test.

arce1988 · « **Reply #66 on:** April 30, 2013, 02:00:15 PM »

Wild party

Primemuscle · « **Reply #67 on:** April 30, 2013, 05:55:06 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on April 30, 2013, 01:11:15 PM

What is ~~are~~ every one's personal record?

It was so long ago, I can't remember. I am sure it was less then 32 times in a day though....much, much less. I never really had a sex addiction, I can pretty much take it or leave it.

anabolichalo · « **Reply #68 on:** April 30, 2013, 11:42:35 PM »

when i was 17 i masturbated 4 times in a row to the thought of my cute class mate's small chocolate body and pink pussy insides. i had the biggest crush on for years

never got her

looked at her present facebook

she's still hotter than ever

$:-\$ $:-\$

Primemuscle · « **Reply #69 on:** April 30, 2013, 11:44:15 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on April 30, 2013, 11:42:35 PM

when i was 17 i masturbated 4 times in a row to the thought of my cute class mate's small chocolate body and pink pussy insides. i had the biggest crush on for years

never got her

looked at her present facebook

she's still hotter than ever

$:-\$ $:-\$

Cum to think of it, I often masturbated in the mirror. I think I was hot for myself.

gracie bjj · « **Reply #70 on:** May 01, 2013, 03:11:52 AM »

Quote from: Primemuscle on April 30, 2013, 11:44:15 PM

Cum to think of it, I often masturbated in the mirror. I think I was hot for myself.

i used to do that alot to, id get on my knees n look at myself in the full length mirror while i was stroking my cock at a furious pace n id start talking to the mirror saying shit like(u want this cock dont u bitch). i was in great shape at that time though

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #71 on:** May 01, 2013, 07:52:21 AM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on May 01, 2013, 03:11:52 AM

i used to do that alot to, id get on my knees n look at myself in the full length mirror while i was stroking my cock at a furious pace n id start talking to the mirror saying shit like(u want this cock dont u bitch). i was in great shape at that time though

Did you wear pantyhose and red lipstick while you did this?

Primemuscle · « **Reply #72 on:** May 01, 2013, 03:08:23 PM »

Quote from: gracie bjj on May 01, 2013, 03:11:52 AM

i used to do that alot to, id get on my knees n look at myself in the full length mirror while i was stroking my cock at a furious pace n id start talking to the mirror saying shit like(u want this cock dont u bitch). i was in great shape at that time though

The great part about doing this is that you don't have to spend a lot of $$$$ on dinner and a night out on the town in hopes of getting some at the end of the evening. All you need is a little self-love.