Author Topic: Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant May. 02, 2013  (Read 6459 times)

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Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant
May. 02, 2013

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban,which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.

Bloomberg was having an informal working lunch with city comptroller John Liu at the time and was enraged by the embarrassing prohibition. The owners would not relent, however, and the pair were forced to decamp to another restaurant to finish their meal.

Witnesses say the situation unfolded when as the two were looking over budget documents, they realized they needed more food than originally ordered.

"Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?" Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

"I'm sorry sir," he replied, "we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit."
Stop and Tisk

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.

"OK, that's funny," he remarked, "because of the soda thing ... No come on. I'm not kidding. I haven't eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni."

"I'm sorry sir. We're serious," Benito insisted. "We've decided that eating more than one piece isn't healthy for you, and so we're forbidding you from doing it."

"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay."

"I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do," the owner repeated. "Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories."

Witnesses say a fuming Bloomberg and a bemused Liu did indeed walk down the street to a rival pizzeria , ordered another slice and finished their meeting.

New York's so-called "soda ban" would have limited the size of sweetened beverages served in restaurants to 16 oz (0.5 liters). The plan, backed by Mayor Bloomberg, is currently being held up by a U.S. district court.

Bloomberg has been the mayor of New York City since 2002. Theretofore he was the CEO of Bloomberg LP, the world's leading financial data firm. His personal fortune is estimated at around $27 billion.

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  Slumberg can burn in hell

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Drudge Report really fell for this.....never happened.  Its another Onion editorial.... ;D  Lot of other websites did likewise
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thats fucking halarious if true

bloomberg is everything wrong with congress in trying to ban large sodas, not a single fuck will be given when he dies FUCK YOU BLOOMFUCK
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 I hate the Mayor of New York.

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I hate the Mayor of New York.

x2

The people who elected him are really to blame. 

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The mayor is insane. You can't tell people how much they can eat or drink. What's next for him? Outlaw doughnut shops? Limit the size of a steak you can buy in NY.

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The same people who hate his food politics are the same people that support his food politics but don`t even realize it.  Especially when it comes to Corn and the manufacture of Corn Sugar as well as modifying crops in order for less pesticide to be used, higher crop yields and disease resistance and larger productions numbers.

People are morons sometimes.  :-\

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The same people who hate his food politics are the same people that support his food politics but don`t even realize it.  Especially when it comes to Corn and the manufacture of Corn Sugar as well as modifying crops in order for less pesticide to be used, higher crop yields and disease resistance and larger productions numbers.

People are morons sometimes.  :-\

haha...

You're annoying as fuck sometimes

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haha...

You're annoying as fuck sometimes
And you and Bloomberg have a lot more in common than you think.  ;)

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And you and Bloomberg have a lot more in common than you think.  ;)

If a company wants to label their product "GMO free" they can, if not that's fine...  It's up to the consumer.  I can buy brands that I know are GMO free (until we know for sure that it isn't harmful).

   

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lol I was reading it and couldn't believe Bloomberg would act like that. Hilarious story even though it's fake. Soda ban is stupid though. People can just order two 16oz sodas instead

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If a company wants to label their product "GMO free" they can, if not that's fine...  It's up to the consumer.  I can buy brands that I know are GMO free (until we know for sure that it isn't harmful).

   
It's "just labeling" in the same way that creationists wanted to "just label" science textbooks.

It's people trying to put scary sounding words on things they don't understand and are afraid of. It's superstition. If you want to show me the safety or health reasons why you need to know, do it. If you just are scared, and afraid, too bad. There are a million things "it would be nice to know" about your food that we don't put on labels, because they don't effect safety or health.

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If a company wants to label their product "GMO free" they can, if not that's fine...  It's up to the consumer.  I can buy brands that I know are GMO free (until we know for sure that it isn't harmful).

   
Study showing that labeling GMOs causes people to bid less for the labeled food than equivalent non-labeled foods (even though they're proven safe):

http://ageconsearch.umn.edu/bitstream/31071/1/28030481.pdf

This proves that labeling is harmful, especially to an industry where the profit margins are razor thin. (That's not even counting the arguments that GMO foods are simply better--they assume equivalence.)

Statement from AAAS supporting GMOs as being safe:

http://www.aaas.org/news/releases/2012/media/AAAS_GM_statement.pdf

Speaks for itself.

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If a company wants to label their product "GMO free" they can, if not that's fine...  It's up to the consumer.  I can buy brands that I know are GMO free (until we know for sure that it isn't harmful).

  
What you're advocating is the use of government intervention to force companies to educate people on issues that have no rational basis in science. It's the equivalent of requiring home sellers to notify buyers that their property may contain ghosts—there is simply no science supporting such a warning.

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Sounds like he follows Adonis Principles for diet.

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It's "just labeling" in the same way that creationists wanted to "just label" science textbooks.

It's people trying to put scary sounding words on things they don't understand and are afraid of. It's superstition. If you want to show me the safety or health reasons why you need to know, do it. If you just are scared, and afraid, too bad. There are a million things "it would be nice to know" about your food that we don't put on labels, because they don't effect safety or health.

You must not have read my previous post, I'm not for forcing anyone to label anything. 

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You must not have read my previous post, I'm not for forcing anyone to label anything. 
Why not start labeling food Zyclon-B free, Turpentine free, 2 cycle-engine oil Free?  Why stop at GMO free?  GMO free is implying that something is wrong or bad or scary about GMO when its not.  Its a way of perpetuating a fallacy based on superstition and ignorance.

If you had a product, and started labeling it "X Free" where X is whatever you want it to be, you are by default insinuating that X is somehow negative. 

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sounds like a bullshit story, but hilarious nonetheless.


drudge really went for it?

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And this, is the middle class being sick of the arrogant duplicit "elites".

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Clearly false.  He would have a minimum of 3 body guards and they could order a slice for themselves and give it to him. 
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This imaginary pizza shop owner has balls.  Unfortunately he is probably not representative of most "real" Americans.

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This really shows balls of the resturant owner! F.ucking hardcore!
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This imaginary pizza shop owner has balls.  Unfortunately he is probably not representative of most "real" Americans.

 And he didn't even had a gun... balls of steel. ;D
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