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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #75 on: May 10, 2013, 10:54:36 AM »
I don't actually know the details.... I just inject whatever I find in my medicine cabinet .......last night I think I injected bubble bath by mistake.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #76 on: May 10, 2013, 11:31:16 AM »
best sex i ever had was with local 30 year old somali girl

my friend told me she was a real slut and i could bed her

at first i thought he was fucking with me, she looked like a decent girl and all that


but it was so easy oh man, she was basically a dream come true

nasty whore in the bed too, sucking and fucking like a porn star


then i fucked it all up by telling my friend all about it

and eventually it got back to her


shame

i just thought about her again while masturbating to a porn lookalike and moaning her name while cuming

she was a nasty slut and basically a dream for any man

i did give my gf an std after sleeping with this girl tho

some sort of parasite
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WHAT did you have to take to get rid of the Parasite????  Sounds dangerous!

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #77 on: May 10, 2013, 11:47:50 AM »
I just love when those 40+ women say, " Ayi Papi" and Que Rico  8) 8)

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #78 on: May 10, 2013, 12:09:58 PM »
I've had both. Well, a 19 year old and a 47 year old. Not at the same time. Both were above average.

The teen had no idea how to suck cock. The milf had such hand-mouth coordination I had to muster all my mental energy to not explode in her mouth.

The teen gave exaggerated moans that were a bit fake. The milf seemed to be really into it.

I got the teen to squirt by eating her out. The milf stopped me eating her pussy and insisted I fuck her.

The teen's body was not tight but she had the most brilliant skin I hd ever seen. Almost flawless. The milf had taken care of herself but was approaching her by-date, clearly.

I stopped seeing the teen after the first few fucks and haven't seen her since. At 19, she had already fucked 22 men (she was proud of this), came from a fucked up family, was an alcoholic, was on Prozac, had some sort of anti-pregnancy implant in her right arm (I shit you not) and was already beginning to dabble in hard drugs ("cocaine is brilliant!")

The milf was a divorcee with kids who just wanted to have some fun with a boy toy. Best sex of my life really. We stopped after a few months because it was becoming a relationship and the age gap was a problem.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #79 on: May 10, 2013, 12:14:16 PM »
Single "Milfs"are great, basically just want a good time 8)

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #80 on: May 10, 2013, 12:16:10 PM »
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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #81 on: May 10, 2013, 08:44:50 PM »
would any one choose kim kardashian over her bitchy mother  ;D

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2013, 10:01:03 PM »
As a form of torture your are given the choice of slowly sticking your dick in a meat grinder or in tbombz diseased wretched ass. What do you choose?  ???

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #83 on: May 10, 2013, 10:08:05 PM »
This is true....I say try both and see where you end up?



Sorry Grant, you must be excluded from this thread because.....it isn't fair >:(

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #84 on: May 10, 2013, 10:29:24 PM »
Gotta agree with this 100%. NOTHING beats a mature sexy women, I mean nothing.

Was with a 47 y/o Japanese woman ( I was 33 at the time) and her pussy was like a vice. A little dry but was an extremely tight fit.
She had these deep primal screams & groans like a stuck pig. Best climax I ever had.  

I bet she had silky smooth hairless skin like an 18 year old white girl. All asian skin genetics.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #85 on: May 11, 2013, 01:08:19 AM »
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Awesome
would love her ass on my face.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #86 on: May 11, 2013, 01:37:03 AM »

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #87 on: May 12, 2013, 07:47:53 PM »
Whichever agrees to suck my dick for more than 30 mins.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #88 on: May 12, 2013, 09:49:21 PM »
sex is always better with mature women
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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #90 on: May 12, 2013, 09:52:14 PM »
Closer to the camera, things start to change a little bit...


she is still nice looking!!!

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #91 on: May 12, 2013, 09:54:00 PM »

What? They're the easiest due to severe lack of reasoning skills and impulse control.

Young whores at this age go through experimental phase

Just be jacked to shit, and hit the clubs, university towns/campuses

They must be intoxicated in order for you to successfully conquer their slippery cave

Hit it n quit it.


FYI, i find most women dull as fuck and retarded, but young poon is especially fucking stupid considering you are older with life experience.



...but what do i know, i tired dating for a while, then i couldn't stand the faggotry of it.


Now i just live as a bachelor, focusing on myself and what i like....


When i get the urge to pound some fish, i get shit faced on vodka cialis and find me some Grade A Nordic stripper, or escort whore.


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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #92 on: May 12, 2013, 10:09:01 PM »
Like most things in life, it all comes down to tit size and non smoking.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2013, 05:03:42 AM »
I've had both. Well, a 19 year old and a 47 year old. Not at the same time. Both were above average.

The teen had no idea how to suck cock. The milf had such hand-mouth coordination I had to muster all my mental energy to not explode in her mouth.

The teen gave exaggerated moans that were a bit fake. The milf seemed to be really into it.

I got the teen to squirt by eating her out. The milf stopped me eating her pussy and insisted I fuck her.

The teen's body was not tight but she had the most brilliant skin I hd ever seen. Almost flawless. The milf had taken care of herself but was approaching her by-date, clearly.

I stopped seeing the teen after the first few fucks and haven't seen her since. At 19, she had already fucked 22 men (she was proud of this), came from a fucked up family, was an alcoholic, was on Prozac, had some sort of anti-pregnancy implant in her right arm (I shit you not) and was already beginning to dabble in hard drugs ("cocaine is brilliant!")

The milf was a divorcee with kids who just wanted to have some fun with a boy toy. Best sex of my life really. We stopped after a few months because it was becoming a relationship and the age gap was a problem.

You should be a writer for the Lifetime network.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #94 on: May 13, 2013, 05:11:09 AM »
You should be a writer for the Lifetime network.

you could learn a thing or to from raymondo
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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #95 on: May 13, 2013, 05:23:03 AM »
you could learn a thing or to from raymondo
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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #96 on: May 13, 2013, 05:32:25 AM »

The milf was a divorcee with kids who just wanted to have some fun with a boy toy. Best sex of my life really. We stopped after a few months because it was becoming a relationship and the age gap was a problem.


That's true. They are the best. Age gap is indeed a problem. How old were you at the time?

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #97 on: May 13, 2013, 05:56:39 AM »
This thread is useless without naked pics of 18 and 45 year olds to compare

Only reason I clicked the thread was for comparison pics. Wtf???

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #98 on: May 13, 2013, 07:21:38 AM »
That's true. They are the best. Age gap is indeed a problem. How old were you at the time?

I was 26. The problem with getting emotionally involved with an older woman is that after a point, she will stress herself out thinking you will abandon her for some young bint.

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Re: Would you rather bang an average 18yr old or a hot 45yr old?
« Reply #99 on: May 13, 2013, 12:02:47 PM »
would any one choose kim kardashian over her bitchy mother  ;D
Kim over Kris " FTW"