One of the finest women in country (next to Shania Twain of course)
Carrie Underwood

"Before He Cheats" ... a song about some bitter bitch committing criminal vandalism on the supposition of a man's possible infidelity.
Shania Twain ... sanctimonious vegan bitch who couldn't keep her man faithful...with her best friend. Owning of the century second only to Will Grant.
You are hilariously short.