Thats EXACTLY my contention.
It goes both ways my friend. In your scenario, you win. All Adonising aside.....I avoid fighting because you never know who you're fucking with. it's all hypothetical, but what if some drunk dude, who was only trying to "kick your Ass" to impress hia buddies...now realizes you are intent on trying to permanently disfigure his face (something that freaks people out by the way, our reflexes defending our face are much quicker, it's instinctive)...but anyway now he realizes the gravity of the situation, and pulls out a knife and stabs you to death as you are chewing on his nose.
Best to avoid fights unless you literally have no choice, nothing good comes of them. You win, and you are most likely looking at charges...and with your tactics they will be a lot more serious...assault with the intent to inflict grevious bodily harm is jail time brother, a regular fight, where both parties walk away with largely superficial injuries....and you are looking at an anger management class and a fine. ...or you lose, and you could have your face fucked up for life. I am sure you are just like me...and love your face just the way it is.
