Rich people secrets for Disneyland

[El Diablo Blanco]

They hire retarded people to act as family members so they can skip the lines.  maybe Tbombz has found his calling.

CNN) -- "Crazy." "Freaky." "Awful." "Despicable."

Those were some of the more shareable words flying around social media Wednesday morning as people reacted to a story from the New York Post that "rich Manhattan moms" have discovered a way to skip lines at Disney World: They hire disabled guides "to pose as family members" so they can skip to the front.

"The black-market Disney guides run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day," the report said.

[Henda]

Spending day with a mentally disabled person at my expense or waiting longer in line.
Think i know what id rather.

[Army of One]

By Black Market, are they referring to hiring Goodrum?

[OneMoreRep]

They hire retarded people to act as family members so they can skip the lines.  maybe Tbombz has found his calling.

CNN) -- "Crazy." "Freaky." "Awful." "Despicable."

Those were some of the more shareable words flying around social media Wednesday morning as people reacted to a story from the New York Post that "rich Manhattan moms" have discovered a way to skip lines at Disney World: They hire disabled guides "to pose as family members" so they can skip to the front.

"The black-market Disney guides run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day," the report said.

That's much too expensive to be worth it.

I know a few people (they are well off, but I wouldn't call them rich) that simply go to their pediatrician and have them write a quick letter stating that the children have physical defects, specifically Scoliosis is one that a friend of mine used a while back, that does not allow for them to stand for prolonged periods of time. They've also used other excuses like congenital bone deformities of the knee and hip in order to put together that little piece of paper.

The nonsense some parents will pull just to not have to wait in line...  

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[JasonH]

Queues of peace.

[the trainer]

There are so many people on this site that qualify for this job ratard are you listening.

[Emmortal]

For $130 an hour and getting bussed to the front of the line at Disneyland all day with food and everything else paid for I'd gladly act like a retard and sit in a wheelchair for some rich hoe.

Good for her for doing charitable work for the disabled on top of paying them a hefty some for having a day filled with wonder and happiness.  Probably the best days these spaz's had in their entire life time.

Anyone hating on her for doing this is just pissed they didn't think of it first and have the bankroll to pull it off.

[Mr Nobody]

I went there once it was terrible it was hot and smelly and I saw tbombz walking around in a Bunny suit so I left early.

[bigkid]

We normally just rent out the park.

[arce1988]

  Is there no low, low enough?