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Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« on: May 15, 2013, 08:57:33 PM »
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/rod-stewart-steroid-addiction-shrank-manhood-article-1.1343771

He may no longer deserve the name Rod Stewart.
 
The 68-year-old rocker revealed that while some guys have all the luck — he certainly didn’t after continual steroid use shrank his... Maggie May.
 
“I let myself down on tours in the late 80s when I was addicted to steroids. In those days we didn't have in-ear monitors and the band kept getting louder and drunker, and I kept blowing my voice out,” Stewart told Mojo Magazine.
 
“The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane — including your k--b-- — and it’s what you do when you’re in a bit of a pinch and need to do a show and you can’t sing,” the 68-year-old rocker told Mojo magazine, using a British euphemism for his microphone and amps.
 

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Singer Rod Stewart, then of the Faces performing on stage in 1972, before his admitted steroid use.

The former Small Faces frontman found there was a big cost involved with using the drugs. While it saved his voice, it gave him reasons to sing the blues.
 
“One night, on stage in Sheffield, I thought I was in the kitchen with my mum because the steroids had eaten a hole in my stomach,” he told Mojo. “I was bleeding internally and hallucinating. What the audience must have thought?”
 
Stewart has overcome the side-effects, though — the notorious rock ‘n’ roll Lothario is married to model Penny Lancaster, 42, and has eight children, ranging in ages from two to 50, from four different women.
 
Though he called steroids “the most horrible drugs in the world,” Stewart did add that he still uses them about once a year “if I’m really struggling.
 
“It gets you through the show,” he told the magazine.


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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2013, 09:01:58 PM »
The dumbass doesn't know the difference between anabolic steroids and prednisone.. I remember when Chris brown said he took " steroids" because of his voice and they were making him huge lol.. They prescribe prednisone to singers with voice issues all the time..

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2013, 09:03:38 PM »
'The first cut is the deepest'

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2013, 09:04:46 PM »
rod stewart is obsolete.  this puts his Q rating up a bit.  i bet his new record drops shortly, right?

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2013, 09:17:19 PM »
Hahaha, yes... the steroids had "eaten a hole in his stomach"? ::)
Too much dexamethasone, Rod.

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2013, 09:27:46 PM »
I thought steroids shrank your balls...not your dick???

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2013, 10:39:58 PM »
240, lets spam evety board and get him popular again.

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2013, 10:44:07 PM »
I don't recall him ever having muscles?

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2013, 10:45:16 PM »
lawl,  cortical steroids shrank his dick....

LMAO - just admit you had a small cock to begin with you wanker.
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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2013, 10:50:19 PM »
Prednisone IS a steroid..... that can adversely cause inflammation due to continuous usage...further debilitating one's own immune system and eat away the mucosal barrier of his GI tract..  Terrible description he is giving, especially Chris Brown's claim...  Technically, he is correct... as all steroids are derived from cholesterol... constant inflammation has many systemic affects...   he may be speaking of flaccid cock  LOL

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2013, 10:51:25 PM »
I don't wanna talk about it.
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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2013, 10:54:09 PM »
Rod was a huge muscular dude probably would of placed top 3 in the 1980 Mr O.

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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 10:55:57 PM »
Rod was a huge muscular dude probably would of placed top 3 in the 1980 Mr O.

He was a bit like Lee Priest and could never dial his glutes in.
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2013, 11:11:33 PM »
He was a bit like Lee Priest and could never dial his glutes in.
I think Lee had Rod beat on the side chest pose.

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2013, 11:20:18 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2013, 11:54:35 PM »


Okay. I seriously can't stop laughing now.

After seeing this pic and then rereading the article I simply can't stop laughing.

The level of delusion here far exceeds anything Vince Goodrum or Jason Genova have ever shown.

Steroid "addiction".....haha.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2013, 11:55:10 PM »
They should have posted that pic with the article.....hahahahahaha ;D

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2013, 11:59:26 PM »
Anti inflammatory steroids are catabolic not anabolic.

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2013, 12:04:32 AM »
He is (was) actually a very good athlete. Plays on the same club soccer team as one of my clients in Pacific palisades. Been playing for years.

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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2013, 12:07:27 AM »
Okay. I seriously can't stop laughing now.

After seeing this pic and then rereading the article I simply can't stop laughing.

The level of delusion here far exceeds anything Vince Goodrum or Jason Genova have ever shown.

Steroid "addiction".....haha.  ;D ;D ;D

His delusion has made him close to a billionaire.

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2013, 12:10:48 AM »
Anti inflammatory steroids are catabolic not anabolic.
plus they're not "addictive"
lol at the entire story.


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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2013, 12:12:40 AM »
His delusion has made him close to a billionaire.

Delusion = music?? ::)

WTF are you talking about. His delusion has nothing to do with his career.  ::)

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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2013, 12:16:47 AM »
His delusion has made him close to a billionaire.
uh, he said he was hallucinating from steroids  ::) c'mon man....  You can say WTF on his story.

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2013, 12:44:38 AM »
uh, he said he was hallucinating from steroids  ::) c'mon man....  You can say WTF on his story.


hate to break it to you fellas.. but different steroids play different roles in the body....   prednisone can cause pressure build-up within/behind the eyes ..---->>>location of the optic nerves and other neural pathways lie directly within the sensitive region of the Brainstem..(midbrain,pons,medulla). which relays the transmission of consciousness..breathing centers, memories, senses.. countless sensations,  etc.....   pressure/compression within this area CAN elicit these types of delusion...  causing symptoms similar to other pathologies

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Re: Rod Stewart: Steroid 'addiction' shrank my manhood!
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2013, 12:49:23 AM »
Wake up Maggie, I've got something to show to you. Hold on, i'm sure it's here somewhere....fucking prednisone!