Can't take credit...but can't stop laughing.
"Donna Simpson is a 42-year old slack-bodied whale who wants to set the record for world’s fattest woman by increasing her weight from her current 600 pounds to 1000.
Simpson consumes 12,000 calories a day and spends over $800 a week on food. She operates a website where mentally-distorted omegas pay money to watch her engulf mass quantities of food. Simpson’s current partner – Phillipe – found her in an online chatroom for land-dwelling Orcas saying “Gaining weight makes Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.” Here is a picture of Donna and Phillipe.
Here is a video of Simpson on another website. The video is literally too big to post here.
At the age of 40, Simpson gave birth to a now cursed baby girl requiring a team of 20-30 physicians, spot welders, and strongmen to perform the Caesarean section required to remove the infant from its blubber and skin encasements. Here is a picture of Simpson and the daughter she had with Phillipe:
I’ll leave any forthcoming Oreo references to Tupac Chopra.
The fact that this wildebeest was pregnable implies that either Phillipe is especially well-endowed, that in-vitro fertilization is viable for fatties, or that hers is the new baby Jesus. Is Simpson a Jewish name?
Beyond the disgusting nature of fat people getting fatter, this woman has bought into the “be what you want as long as you don’t hurt anyone” and “you can’t judge me” memes – both being indicators of our society’s cannibalism.
She can only move in 20 foot spurts - even when chasing her daughter. Not only do her lungs give out, she’s averse to exercise for its detraction from her fatuous goal. Say that when the daughter runs headlong into on-coming traffic or she’s about to stick a fork in a light socket. By the time the child has moved from this world to the next, Simpson has scantly placed her beefy foot on the ground.
“It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded…Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”
Of course she doesn’t feel guilty. She only feels hungry. Perhaps we’ve stumbled upon a new disconnect in obese people – they mistake the pangs of guilt for cravings for gravy, fried foods, and pie. Simpson’s wretched mother is responsible for her behavior.
According to Simpson:
‘She (her mother) wouldn’t let anyone say anything bad to us about our weight. She would argue with doctors who said it was dangerous.’
Fat people are disgusting. Fat shaming is proper behavior and should be encouraged. It is perfectly socially acceptable to judge fat people for their inability or desire to control their weight. Fat people should be taxed heavily and charged extra – especially at buffets and on airplanes – for their self-inflicted trauma. They should also be barred from participating in any future nationalized health care plan.
I truly hope that Simpson does not reach her goal of 1000 pounds. That barrier could take one of two forms; I’m not picky as to which one wins out.
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