I heard that Halle Berry has terrible gas from the high protein diet she adheres to in order to keep that ass looking good. Also, about Clark gable, I heard he had extreme halitosis, so no wonder Marilyn shut him down.
So, a Convo between Clark and Monroe would be like this:
Clark: "I smell ass, did you bathe today?
Monroe: "I smelled ass too, did you brush your teeth?"
Clark: "You didn't answer my question, and why is your hair greasy?"
Monroe: "You didn't answer my question, and why is your tongue pasty white?"