You know what I like about you? Your dedication. You write something that isn't funny and you just repeat it hoping that you will eventually get a laugh. Much like your commitment to Crossfit. The entire world thinks that it's a phony sport for weak, insecure douchebags but yet you continue to defend it. Say what you will about Krankenstein but at least he's not a quitter.
You like me? Oh great, I will not have to go through the trouble of having Chiro find out if you like me, but not to tell you I like you until he finds out you like me first.
Sorry, but bodybuilding has the lock on the moniker of a phony sport with insecure douche bags. I was down at the Northwest Regional Games this past weekend and want to know something? There were more people there on a SUNDAY watching than there are at National level bodybuilding shows. So, if the whole world thinks its a joke...what were they doing there? Please answer that one.
In addition, there were TONS of hot chicks (I am sure you would have enjoyed the guys) there and I didn't have to think twice if they were packing something between their legs that would put my trouser worm to shame. There was no douchey talk about how their coach dropped their carbs below 40gm a day in order to "bring out more striations", no mention of someone placing higher because she was fucking a judge, etc. Best of all I didn't have to sit there and watch bloated guys stand their and flex while some fat sweaty guy next to me tells his buddy how he can't wait to order so-and-so's posing trunks.
Yeah...CF sure isn't going anywhere and people hate it.
